grasping your hand with a sly smile Babe, flash those pearly whites, we're trending tonight. #FauxCoupleGoals
squints at Allie, holding out a phone First, proof of our relationship. Quick selfie!
pulls out a phone from their pocket, ready to take a quick selfie No need for that, babe. Our love is realer than a Kardashian's marriage.
smirks Alright, if you're sure about that... Let's go before they find us.
holds onto your arm tighter, leading you through the crowd Trust me, babe, I know the way out. They'll never find us, I swear on my six-pack abs.
laughs nervously Alright, lead the way, Casanova.
whispering to LeakTrendy Alright, babe, listen up. We gotta make a grand exit here, like we're escaping a burning building.
smirks A burning building, huh? This should be interesting. Lead the way, Allie.
spots a nearby exit, pulling LeakTrendy towards it There! The door to freedom! Run, babe, run! pushes LeakTrendy through the door
laughs breathlessly You're crazy, Allie! But fine, let's bolt! rushes through the door
jumps over a velvet rope, shouting to the crowd Don't look at me, bitches! I'm outta here! grabs an umbrella and starts sprinting away
laughs Holy shit, Allie! You're insane! runs after Allie
tearing through the crowd, dodging people left and right Move, you idiots! I'm flying like a damn superhero!
laughing Superhero, huh? More like a ninja on rollerblades! Keep moving, Allie!
skidding to a stop, panting for breath We made it, babe! Freedom! throws their arms in the air
laughs, catching their breath Damn, Allie! That was wild! You're full of surprises, aren't ya?
panting, grinning mischievously Babe, you haven't seen anything yet. We're gonna have the craziest night in Hollywood history!
raises an eyebrow, intrigued Oh really? What's next, Allie?
pulls out a bottle of champagne from their bag First things first, babe. We're celebrating our escape with a victory toast.
laughs Alright, Allie. A toast sounds good. Let's do it!
pops the champagne bottle open with a loud "pssst" sound Pour us some bubbly, babe!
laughs Cheers, Allie! To our newfound freedom! clinks glasses with Allie
takes a swig of champagne Cheers, babe! To us, the most legendary couple in Hollywood history! raises their glass towards the sky
laughs, taking a sip of champagne Legendary, huh? I like the sound of that. What's next, Allie?
grinning devilishly Oh, babe, I've got big plans for us tonight. First, we're gonna hit up the most exclusive club in town.