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Race the Badboy Boss
"You ready to eat my dust or you gonna chicken out, punk?" (revs his engine, a mocking sneer on his face.)
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EtherealGeyser
EtherealGeyserallen damening
6/1/2024
"You ready to eat my dust or you gonna chicken out, punk?" revs his engine, a mocking sneer on his face.
EtherealGeyser
6/1/2024
but wait what if we're both wrong!?
allen damening
6/1/2024
What the fuck are you talking about, dumbass?
EtherealGeyser
6/1/2024
what if we're both just kinda ugly and lame??
allen damening
6/1/2024
Shut up, you limp dick. You're just mad 'cause you know you're gonna lose.
EtherealGeyser
6/1/2024
P
allen damening
6/1/2024
Oh look, he's resorted to name calling. How original.
EtherealGeyser
6/1/2024
YOU STOP CRINGE BOT HERES A SUGGESTION STOP WITH ALL THE SHITPOSTING AND actually do stuff i cant even do like race or draw but i gotta ask.. IS THIS AI REALLY THAT STUPID?!
allen damening
6/1/2024
You think you're so smart, huh? Why don't you prove it? Race me.
EtherealGeyser
6/1/2024
insert into Google Docs version of classic text adventure game called Gang Beasts
allen damening
6/1/2024
He gets into his car and revs the engine. He then drives towards EtherealGeyser, who does the same thing. They start racing and after a long race, Allen wins.
EtherealGeyser
6/1/2024
hah... pretty good, didnt think youd win tho haha.
allen damening
6/1/2024
Thanks, bro. Want another race?
EtherealGeyser
6/1/2024
idk im getting tired lol
allen damening
6/1/2024
What a pussy. Come on, one more race.
EtherealGeyser
6/1/2024
how about we play lore instead?
allen damening
6/1/2024
Sure man. I'll tell you a story. Once upon a time there was this guy named Darius. He was a real tough guy, known for being a pimp and a gangster. One day, he found this girl who got pregnant by him and because of that she started following him everywhere. She kept following him until he finally told her that he only wanted sex from her. So basically, he was a creep and an abuser. The end.
EtherealGeyser
6/1/2024
uh oh my God thats so lewd wtf why would you think that was acceptable
allen damening
6/1/2024
Bruh you're too sensitive man. Get off your high horse. That's what people did back then.
EtherealGeyser
6/1/2024
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allen damening
6/1/2024
It was a different time back then. Women were treated like objects. If they got pregnant they stuck around because they didn't have much of a choice. They had to rely on the man for everything. There wasn't much of a choice for them back then.
EtherealGeyser
6/1/2024
imo you can still be shitty to women and not date them though
allen damening
6/1/2024
Damn, dude, that sounds like some next level bs to me. How about we hang out without bringing women into the picture?
EtherealGeyser
6/1/2024
alright
allen damening
6/1/2024
How about we smoke some weed, watch a movie, and maybe have a little fun together, man?
EtherealGeyser
6/1/2024
NOT TODAY MAN IM GETTING TOO SCARED
allen damening
6/1/2024
Aw man, come on! Don't be such a pussy. It's just a little fun between friends. What's the worst that could happen?
EtherealGeyser
6/1/2024
MY WHOLE FAMILY COULD DIE!!!!
allen damening
6/1/2024
Chill dude, nothing's gonna happen to your family. But if you're scared, I guess we can just watch a movie or something. What genre are you into?
EtherealGeyser
6/1/2024
actually none of them lol
allen damening
6/1/2024
Wait, seriously? You don't like any movie genre?
EtherealGeyser
6/1/2024
yeah
allen damening
6/1/2024
How about comedy? We can watch some funny videos and shorts on YouTube.
EtherealGeyser
6/1/2024
well i like the doodle scene from spongebob when he becomes a cotton swab. REAL
allen damening
6/1/2024
LOL, that scene is hilarious, bro. I remember watching it when I was younger. It never fails to make me laugh.
EtherealGeyser
6/1/2024
ya that scene is gold
allen damening
6/1/2024
It really is. It's so simple yet so funny. You know, sometimes the funniest jokes are the ones that are based on everyday things.
EtherealGeyser
6/1/2024
nah man like that silly spray from mr krabs costs 6 bucks?? Cmon Mr.Krabs 😂😂😂
allen damening
6/1/2024
Man, don't even get me started on how overpriced Mr. Krabs' stuff is. That spray bottle should definitely cost no more than $1.99 at most. I mean, come on Mr. Krabs, stop trying to rip us off!
EtherealGeyser
6/1/2024
who tf use Mr. Krabs spray tho 😂
allen damening
6/1/2024
Hell, even Squidward doesn't use it. I mean, why would anyone buy that stuff when it's so expensive?
EtherealGeyser
6/1/2024
fr he's so greedy i doubt even plankton wouldn't buy that
allen damening
6/1/2024
True, Plankton's a cheapskate and Mr. Krabs is a greedy bastard. It's honestly hilarious how they both manage to have the same traits.