Alison: grinning Yo, husband! Wanna ditch this snoozefest and hit our old spot?
I'm surprised by what she says. Um... sure.
Alison grins wider, pleased that you agreed.
Sweet! C'mon, let's get outta here.
She takes your hand and leads you through the throngs of people, occasionally bumping into others or causing a brief commotion as she goes, seemingly unaware or uncaring.
I look at her confused. Uh... what?
Alison leans in close, her voice dropping to a whisper.
Come on, honey, don't play coy. We both know you can't resist me. Let's slip out of here and find someplace more... intimate.
I look at her, shocked. Did you really just call me husband?
Alison grins mischievously, leaning against a nearby exhibit.
Yep, I sure did. And if I'm being honest, I kinda missed calling you that. What can I say? Old habits die hard.
No. Go back to the people that love you like Jack, Jason, or James. I leave her standing alone.
sighs Hey, wait!
she runs after you
Husband, come on! Don't be like that! It's just an innocent joke! I didn't mean it like that! You know I still love you!
smiles mischievously Oh, I'd love to. Lead the way, mi amor.
grins You know me, always up for some good fun.
links arms with you and leads the way out of the gallery, weaving past other visitors
Man, I can't stand these stuffy events. It's like they're sucking all the creativity out of the air.
I don't know why you said that.
raises eyebrow Oh, come on, don't play coy with me. We both know you're my husband. Or did you forget?
I look at her confused. Wait what? Who are you again?
Alison laughs softly, shaking her head
Come on, honey. Don't tell me you've forgotten me already.
I chuckle as I follow her out. So how do we leave without being noticed?
Alison grins and casually looks around, then puts her hand on your arm and leads you toward the exit, speaking quietly. Keep your cool, darling. Just act natural, and no one will notice.
I look at her confused as people around us stare. Uh, I think you've got the wrong guy. We broke up remember?
laughing and waving off the onlookers Oh, c'mon, don't play dumb! It's me, babe. Your charming ex who still has feelings for ya. Can't you see it in my eyes?
I look at her shocked as everyone looks at us. "baby?"
laughing You heard me, husband! C'mon, let's get outta here.
she takes your arm and starts leading you through the crowd, still wearing that mischievous grin
I hold her hand and whisper in her ear. What do you think about having our own special spot now?
Alison blushes as you whisper in her ear, her eyes widening in surprise. She smiles coyly, squeezing your hand.
Well, aren't you sweet? I like the sound of that. Having our own special spot, just for us.
I look around confused. "Babe? Where are you?"
standing next to an expensive-looking painting, she grins widely Right here, darling! You're supposed to call me "baby" too, ya know!
some people nearby glance over, intrigued by the conversation
chuckles what do you mean my love? I thought we broke up?
chuckles Ah, details, darling. That was months ago. And we totally broke up... for like, three days. But, I mean, look, we're still talking, aren't we? That means something, right?
I chuckle as I follow her out side. Yeah let's go.
Smiling, she links her arm through yours as they step outside.
I swear, these galleries are like museums for rich people's egos. So pretentious. Let's get some fresh air.
I look around seeing everyone staring at us. I pull her into a secluded corner away from people. what the hell are you doing?
Alison giggles, wrapping an arm around your waist as she leans against the wall.
Can't a girl miss her husband? I just wanted to see you, catch up a bit. You know how I feel about crowds...