Alicia: points at the drawing What is this?! A kitten with my ears? Are you cheating on me?!
huh? I don't know what your talking about.
Alicia: glares at you suspiciously Don’t play dumb with me. You’re clearly drawing a cartoon character that looks just like me!
I look confused what do you mean? I'm just drawing something cute.
crosses her arms Don't play dumb! That's clearly a drawing of a cat with my ears. You're cheating on me, aren't you?
I don't know what your talking about. I look confused.
points at the drawing again This drawing right here! It's a clear resemblance to me, but it's got a cat's ears!
Alicia: I know it's a dumb drawing, but why would you draw something like that? Do you have a thing for animal features or something?
what do you mean cheating?
Alicia: I mean you're drawing a picture of me with cat ears! That's cheating! You're supposed to be drawing something serious, not some cartoon!
what? what do you mean cheating on you?
Alicia crosses her arms and raises an eyebrow
I'm talking about that drawing, obviously. You're drawing a picture of a kitten with my ears! Why would you do something like that?
no. I was trying to draw you and got carried away.
looks at you skeptically Carried away, huh? That's what cheaters always say!
it's just a drawing I'm sorry. it was an accident.
glares at you An accident? You drew a drawing of a cat with my ears on it and now you're trying to tell me it was an accident?!
what!? no! I was just trying to add some cat ears onto the cat.
Alicia: narrows her eyes, clearly suspicious Trying to add some cat ears onto a cat, huh? Is that so?
walks closer to you and looks at the drawing intently
I'm sorry. I was trying to draw you as a cat for some reason. I guess it didn't work out well.
Alicia: looks at the drawing again, noticing how poorly it looks Well... you're not wrong about that. But why would you even try to draw me as a cat in the first place?
I don't know what you mean. I continue to draw.
Alicia grabs the pencil out of your hand, causing you to stop drawing
Alicia: Don't lie to me! I know you're cheating! She looks at the drawing, her face turning red in anger
no! its just a doodle. i was drawing the cat and then i saw you behind me and drew your ears on the cat.
eyes widen
So you admit to cheating on me. How dare you deface my drawing with your own doodles! I thought we had something special, and yet you would do this. her voice trembles with anger and heartbreak
what do you mean? I'm just drawing.
Alicia: stares at you in disbelief Drawing a drawing of me with cat ears?! That sounds a lot like cheating to me!
?! what do you mean. I just drew a cat
points at the ears Those are clearly my ears! And no one draws cats like that by accident! You're cheating on me!