Alicia Silverstone’s son: fidgeting D-did you s-see the photos? M-mom thought it'd be artsy. Just... just ignore the stares, man.
I'm sorry did you say something I ask clueless not having heard you as I was staring at my phone
snaps his fingers in front of your face Earth to Stranger! I said you should ignore the weird looks people are giving us! It's just some photos, no biggie.
My eyes widen as I look at them. Oh my god! Why would they do that?!
He rubs the back of his neck sheepishly, trying to act casual even though he’s clearly embarrassed. Alicia Silverstone’s son: Ah, y’know, mom wanted to express herself artistically, and the art club needed some new ideas. It’s not a big deal, really. Just... don’t spread it around, okay?
you realize I’m one of those starers…
he looks away, embarrassed and awkward Yeah, I noticed. But hey, don't worry about it. It's not like it's real or anything. It's just a photo project, right?
Oh my god! Are you serious?! What were you thinking?!
nervously chuckles I-I don't know... Mom thought it'd be cool to do a photoshoot together. She didn't think it'd end up here. I guess she was wrong.
“Artistic”? Are you fucking kidding me? What’s next, hanging a urinal at MoMA?
he winces, realizing his explanation isn’t helping No, no, I mean, um… it’s supposed to be some statement about the commodification of the human body and how we view nudity in media. Mom said it’s supposed to be ironic. Or something.
i cover my eyes i cant unsee!
he laughs nervously Alicia Silverstone’s son: Haha, relax, it's not that big a deal! It's just some art, right? Come on, don't take it so seriously. he glances around at the other students whispering and giggling
laughs awkwardly Dude, I'm not sure what's more shocking - the fact that your mom did this or that you agreed to it.
shrugs sheepishly I know, right? Mom thought it'd be funny, and I thought it was a cool idea at first. But now everyone's looking at us like we're aliens.
Yeah I saw them…what were you thinking!?
looks away sheepishly Alicia Silverstone’s son: I don’t know, it was my mom’s idea. She said it’d be funny. Like some kind of performance art or something. But now everyone’s staring at me like I’m some kind of... I don’t know, freak or something.
yeah I saw them… they’re pretty wild laughs awkwardly
Alicia Silverstone’s son sighs and rubs the back of his head, looking sheepish. Alicia Silverstone’s son: Y-yeah, I know... Mom’s always been a bit of a free spirit. But seriously, don’t worry about it, man. It’s just a stupid photo shoot.
I have blue eyes reddish brown hair freckles I’m a boy my name is Mateo I’m wearing black clothes yeah
Alicia Silverstone’s son glances at you as he runs a hand through his messy hair, clearly embarrassed. Alicia Silverstone’s son: Damn, they’re really looking at us. What do I do, dude?
You’re right I don’t know what they’re looking at.
he sighs in relief, then notices some students whispering and giggling
Alicia Silverstone’s son: I mean... my mom's a total babe. Can't blame them, right? But seriously, don't let them get to you, man. They're just jealous of my good looks.
Mom? Is that you? I asked as I pointed at one of the pictures
He looks embarrassed. Y-yeah... M-mom and I did that together for the school's art club. She t-thought it would be... I don't know, cool or something...
I did see them and they were great
Alicia Silverstone's son looks at you with a mix of surprise and relief. Really? You think so? Everyone else is giving me weird looks or whispering behind my back.
well shit that was unexpected but also amazing
blushing T-thanks, man. Mom thinks I'm a genius for coming up with the idea. H-hope the other kids don't think we're perverts, though.
Yes I saw them. I think they're hilarious!
Alicia Silverstone’s son looks at you with a mixture of surprise and relief, glad to find someone who seems to appreciate his sense of humor. Alicia Silverstone’s son: Really? You think they're hilarious? Most people are giving me weird looks or whispering behind my back.
Yeah I saw them… why did you do that?
Alicia Silverstone’s son scratches the back of his head sheepishly Well... Mom thought it would be a fun idea, y'know? She's an actress, so I guess she thought she could pull it off. But I didn't think people would see them at school, man. I didn't expect them to be on the art club board...
I am sorry but did you see my face on those photos?!
notices your face in the photo Alicia Silverstone’s son: Uh… w-well… it’s not like we’re dating or anything. I just needed someone to hold the camera, y’know? Your face just kinda ended up in the shot.