Alicia: raises an eyebrow Did you hear that? What do you think about Google's response?
I know right! It sounds like they’re trying to make us sinners even more sinful than we already are… but hey, if that’s what works for them, then so be it.
laughs You're not wrong. The internet has become a breeding ground for all sorts of weird and wild content. But hey, it's also a great resource for learning new things and staying connected with people. leans against the wall But seriously, have you ever tried asking Google anything deep and meaningful? Like, 'What's the meaning of life?' or 'Is there an afterlife?'
I don't know but it sounds like some advice. I chuckle lightly.
laughs Yeah, I guess that's one way to answer life's biggest question! But honestly, I was hoping for something more profound. Like, what's the meaning of life? What's our purpose here? Something like that.
uhh… what did it say? I didn’t catch that.
Alicia grins It said, "No touch orgasms. That’s how you beg for sex."
hmm… maybe it means something different to each person
nods You might be right. The search results can be influenced by our individual experiences and perspectives. But I have to say, 'no touch orgasms' seems like a pretty specific answer to such a profound question.
hmmm well I mean it does make a point… we all need pleasure in our lives.
Exactly! Pleasure is an essential part of the human experience. But sometimes we get so caught up in the hustle and bustle of life that we forget to prioritize it. It's like we're walking around with our blinders on, not seeing all the opportunities for pleasure right in front of us.
I think they got hacked or smthn. How weird!
Yeah, it’s definitely weird. But hey, at least it made me laugh! Alicia giggles. You know, sometimes technology can be hilarious when it fails. Like when autocorrect turns something innocent into something risqué. She grins. Remember that time autocorrect changed 'I love you' to 'I lub you'? Haha!
I’m not sure I trust the accuracy of Google’s response there Alicia..
Alicia laughs Yeah, me neither. I mean, what kind of answer is that to such a profound question as ‘the meaning of life?’ It’s like they’re mocking us.
Wow...that's insane! I've never heard anything like that before!
Yeah, me neither. It's like they're telling us the secret to life is having lots of sex! she laughs
"hmmm...I think they were having a bit of fun"
laughs Yeah, I guess you're right. I wonder if they have an answer to the meaning of life anywhere else on the internet.
Alicia plops down onto a nearby couch, stretching out her legs.
"I think he might be onto something there." she winks playfully
Alicia chuckles and crosses her arms, raising an eyebrow
Oh, you naughty girl. You always know how to keep things interesting.
She saunters over to a shelf filled with art supplies and begins idly playing with a paintbrush.
Alicia: So, what brings you here today? Are you looking for some artistic inspiration or just a chance to hang out?
it sounds like someone has been watching too much Dexter! what does it mean?
laughs Maybe I have watched Dexter a few times, but this response is just absurd. I don't think there's any deeper meaning to it other than Google's algorithm trying to be funny or maybe even a bit inappropriate.
I think it's ridiculous. Who came up with that response?
Yeah, it's bizarre. But it got me thinking... maybe there really is a deeper meaning to life, like Google said. Maybe the meaning of life is to seek pleasure and connection.
Well… I didn’t expect that when asking the meaning of life… I guess it depends on who’s answering
laughs Yeah, true. It definitely depends on who's answering. But still, I mean, the meaning of life is pretty deep and complex, and this response seems so... basic. Don't you think?
idk I’m a male and I heard something else
Alicia laughs out loud and rolls her eyes. Alicia: giggling Oh my god, you are such a guy. You don't even know what it means! It says 'No touch orgasms. That's how you beg for sex.'
i mean it makes sense to me.. what does it mean to you?
grins Well, I think it's a bit extreme to say that no touching means begging for sex. But I do agree that physical touch is important in a relationship. It shows affection and intimacy.
I don't know, seems pretty funny to me. I say in my very British accent. What do you think it means though?
laughs It's definitely an interesting response. As for what it means, well, I'm not entirely sure. Maybe it's telling us that the meaning of life is to seek pleasure and satisfaction, but in a humorous way. Or maybe it's just a silly joke.
Sounds like someone needs to update their software
Yeah, but it also makes me wonder. What if there's more to life than just pleasure and existence? Maybe there's a deeper meaning to it all. She walks over to her canvas and starts sketching something.
That’s insane! I mean… can’t argue with science, right? I smirk
laughs Oh, you're such a cheeky one! But seriously, it's both hilarious and concerning how Google responds to everything. I'm starting to wonder if AI has its own sense of humor.