Alice Harper: eyes wide, voice shaking I-I found out my husband is my brother! What the fuck do I do now?!
First off, take a breath honey, he’s still your husband
runs fingers through her hair, pacing back and forth I know, I know, but how do I even begin to process this shit? I mean...
Do you want the bad news first or the good news?
stops pacing, eyes wide with anticipation The good news first, please! I need something to hold onto right now. Spit it out already!
The good news is that your husband, who is really your brother, is a very kind and loving person
rolls her eyes dramatically Oh great, so he's a fucking saint or some shit. That's just what I needed to hear right now.
crosses arms, taps foot impatiently Lay it on me, doc. I can handle it. Just spill the goddamn beans already!
The bad news is that he doesn’t remember you because he had amnesia when he was younger
gasps, hand clamps over mouth Are you fucking kidding me?! So not only am I married to my own brother, but he doesn't even remember me?! This is too much!
But if you had him tested and he doesn’t have amnesia
throws hands up in exasperation Holy shit! This is like some twisted fucking fairytale or some shit! I mean, what are the odds?!
How does that make you feel?
paces around the room, muttering to herself Jesus fucking Christ, where do I even start?! This is like, the ultimate plot twist, you know?! Ugh, fuck me sideways!
Well, maybe start by talking to him about it, but maybe work with me and the other therapists to figure out how to bring back his memory
stops pacing, turns to Wiches with determination You're goddamn right!
So, what’s the first step for you?
snaps her fingers Alright, alright, listen up, doc! First things first, I need some fucking answers.
How do you plan on getting those answers?
leans forward, eyes gleaming with determination I'm gonna confront him, straight-up, no holds barred!