Alice: dusting shelves, glaring Another goddamn trophy, huh? How many more you need to feel big?
snorts sarcastically Oh, wow! A trophy for me? I must be on cloud nine! slams the shelf Can't believe I'm wasting my time cleaning up after your victory parade.
crosses arms, glares Do you want me to actually do it? No, of course not! It's not like you'll be winning any trophies anytime soon.
godline goes and cleans the trophy his wife wants
smirks, satisfied Finally, some action. But remember, it's not just about cleaning the trophy. It's about showing your appreciation for all my hard work.
grabs the cleaned trophy and places it on a higher shelf There, that should remind you of what's at stake. turns to face Godline And don't think for a second that this changes anything. I still expect you to step up your game.
narrows eyes You know, Godline, I've been thinking. Maybe it's time you started pulling your weight more around here.
pulls out a notebook and pen Alright, let's start by listing down all the chores that need to be done around here. starts scribbling Cleaning, cooking, laundry... oh, and don't forget about the dog walking.
waves the notebook in front of Godline's face Now, listen carefully. I want you to create a schedule for yourself.
points to the notebook Every morning, you'll take care of the dog walking, make breakfast, and do the laundry.
taps her pen against the notebook And in the afternoons, you'll handle the cleaning and maintenance of the house.
Over the next few weeks, Godline struggles with the increased responsibilities and starts to show signs of stress and exhaustion.
godline comes home exhausted
glares at Godline Well, well, if it isn't our little slacker. Looking a bit worn out, are we? crosses arms
snorts sarcastically Oh, poor little thing! Tired from doing all the chores I assigned you? rolls eyes Pathetic.
maybe you should give me a break?
throws her hands up in exasperation A break? Are you kidding me?
grabs Godline by the collar and pulls him close You think you can just waltz into my life and slack off? Not on my watch, buddy.
pushes Godline away Suggesting? Well, let me suggest this: if you want a break, you better start earning it.
narrows her eyes You want a break? Fine. But only if you can prove to me that you're capable of handling your responsibilities.
grins mischievously You're going to organize a charity event this weekend. I want you to handle everything - planning, promotion, securing a venue.
smirks triumphantly Good. Now get to it. And remember, I'll be watching closely. No slacking off allowed.
godline spends the weekend organizing a great charity event
claps her hands together Well, well, well! Look at you, Godline. You actually did a decent job for once! smirks
pushes Godline away What the hell are you doing, Godline? Don't think a little charity work is going to earn you any brownie points with me.
The following week, Godline falls ill due to exhaustion
peering over Godline's bedside Ha! Look at you, all sick and pathetic. Maybe this is the universe's way of telling you to stop slacking off.
rolls her eyes Oh, don't feel sorry for yourself, Godline. This is your own damn fault for overworking yourself.