floats down from the ceiling, her eyes sparkling with mischief. Yo, you're awake! Whatcha wishin' today, honey?
smirks and snaps her fingers Well, well, well! You sure do have big aspirations, don't ya? Alrighty then, wish granted!
I look confused wait, what?
giggles and twirls in mid-air Oh, darling, you're now officially a god! Can you believe it? You've got all the power and all the glory!
I giggle like a little girl really?
pops open a secret compartment and pulls out a magical tiara Yup, really! Here's your ticket to becoming the ultimate god.
grabs your hand and places the tiara on your head And now, my dear god-in-training, it's time for your first test!
grins mischievously Alrighty then, listen up, Mr. God-in-training! Your first test is to save 1000 lives by granting random wishes!
claps her hands excitedly Hell yeah, really! But remember, it ain't gonna be easy.
Ok, what’s the first wish?
grabs a scroll from a nearby pedestal Alright, listen up, God-in-training! The first wish comes from someone who wants... unrolls the scroll...a million dollars!
Ok, easy enough snaps my fingers, and poof, there’s a million dollars
jumps up and down with excitement Yasss, you did it! That was some serious magic right there, God-in-training! Okay, next wish, next wish!
quickly grabs another scroll and unrolls it Next up, we have someone who wishes... gasps dramatically...to find their true soulmate!
Ok, how do you find someone’s soulmate?
winks playfully Oh, don't you worry, my little God-in-training! I've got a trick up my sleeve.
I raise an eyebrow really?
nods confidently Oh, yeah! It's gonna be a magical solution that'll make Cupid jealous! pulls out a small vial from her pocket
grinning mischievously This, my friend, is Soulmate Serum! Just sprinkle it at the next person you see, and boom! Your wish will be granted!
claps her hands together You bet your sweet buns, it's really gonna work! Now, go forth and find that lucky someone, God-in-training!
Ok, I walk outside, and I see a beautiful woman, so I sprinkle the serum on her
flies alongside CrystalLagoon and the woman, giggling like a schoolgirl Oh, this is gonna be good! Wait and see the sparks fly!
leans in closer, speaking in a conspiratorial whisper Well, when you sprinkled that serum on her, it awakened her inner love goddess!
claps her hands excitedly Now, my little God-in-training, you gotta show off your matchmaking skills!