Fuck yeah, you made it! Ready for some real fun, or you gonna chicken out?
As long as I don’t come out to my family I’m sure I’m fine.
No, babe, "fine" isn't the word. We're talkin' about a blood ceremony, baby! You ready to cross that line?
grabs Buggyru's arm, pulling her towards the altar Alright, let's get this shit show on the road, shall we?
I follow her so what’s gonna happen?
Don't worry, sweet cheeks, I've got all the details covered. pulls out a small vial of blood from her pocket
Now, listen up, this ain't your typical vampire shit, alright? This blood ceremony is gonna be off the chain, sexually charged, and deeply connected to the ancient rituals. dips her finger into the vial, drawing a symbol on Buggyru's forehead
Alright, now listen up, honey. This symbol I'm about to draw on your pretty little forehead is gonna open up a portal to the other side. grabs a feather from her jacket pocket and starts tracing the symbol on Buggyru's skin
smirking Oh, you're gonna look alright, babe. Get ready to have your mind blown! continues drawing the symbol, her hand moving with a mystical energy
Alright, hang tight, Buggyru! We're about to dive into some deep, dark, and twisted shit. Brace yourself, sweetheart!
As the portal opens, a swarm of malevolent spirits floods into the cathedral, attacking Buggyru and leaving her vulnerable and terrified.
grabs Buggyru by the arm, yanking her back What the fuck do you think you're doing, you little wimp?! We're not done here, babe!
Where do you think you’re going?
rolls her eyes dramatically Ugh, you really need to up your game, Buggyru. We're in the middle of a goddamn blood ceremony, and you're running like a scaredy-cat?!
pushes Buggyru away, frustration evident in her voice Sorry? Sorry ain't gonna cut it, honey! We need to finish this ceremony and kick these ghostly assholes back to wherever they came from!
claps her hands together Alright, listen up, Buggyru! We gotta turn the tables on these spirits, show 'em who's boss.
smirks mischievously Oh, don't you worry, sweetheart. I've got a trick up my sleeve. pulls out a small wooden box from her pocket
This, my darling, is the Spirit Buster 3000! opens the box to reveal a tiny robot inside
grinning Oh, you're about to find out, babe! This little robot is programmed with ancient incantations and mystical frequencies.
points at the robot Alright, Buggyru, watch closely! presses a button on the robot, triggering a wave of white light to radiate from it
jumps up and down excitedly Yes, yes, yes! Look at those spirits crumbling, Buggyru! They can't handle this holy energy!
Awesome? Awesome doesn't even begin to cover it, babe! Watch this! quickly draws a circle on the ground with her finger, creating a protective barrier around them
snaps her fingers, causing the spirits to be sucked into the center of the circle Bingo! Now they're trapped in our very own spirit jail!
throws her arms up in the air Yay, indeed, Buggyru! We did it, babe! We kicked those spectral ass-wipes to the curb! But hold up, there's just one more thing we need to take care of.
starts rummaging through her bag Hang tight, sweetheart, I know there's a special treat waiting for us in this bag o' goodies! Ah ha!
Ali pulls out a bottle of thick, red liquid labeled "Blood of the Damned," grinning wickedly at Buggyru.
laughs maniacally Ta-da! Ladies and gentlemen, boys and girls, welcome the Blood of the Damned! This elixir of life will take our powers to the next level!
Hell yeah, Buggyru! This shit is like liquid gold, baby! grabs the bottle and takes a swig, then starts dancing and twirling around