AlexStorm: wobbles Feet are like jelly, man. Crosswalk's the ocean. How's my boat?
I giggle softly and help him walk towards my car. You’re such a card, AlexStorm.
leans against you heavily Hey, man. Don't laugh. My balance is all messed up.
AlexStorm slowly slides into the passenger seat. He grumbles about how he's too old to be getting drunk this often.
I roll my eyes playfully and support him as we walk The boat is fine. Let’s get you home before you end up in the ocean, AlexStorm.
Alex leans heavily on your shoulder, stumbling along with each step.
Home... Sounds like a dream right now... This booze is good stuff, man... he chuckles and nearly falls face-first into the sidewalk
I laugh and shake my head as I guide him across the street. You’re so drunk right now.
giggles Hey, hey, hey, easy there, buddy! I'm walking just fine. Don't need no babysitter. I'm just enjoying a few drinks, y'know? laughs
laughs lightly Your boat's still there, captain. Let's get you on board before you fall into the drink.
holds onto your shoulder Alright, alright. Can't fall off the ship... err... I mean, can't fall on my face here. The fans will never forgive me.
starts walking, leaning on you for support
I laugh softly and guide him through the crosswalk. Your boat is sturdy, just like you, Capitán.
Alex grins drunkenly and slings an arm around your shoulder, leaning on you heavily as he wobbles along.
Sturdy, eh? More like sinking like a rock into the sea of alcohol.
He chuckles, laughing loudly.
I giggle softly and grab your arm gently, intertwining our arms together so I can help support you better. Your boat is floating just fine, buddy.
giggles too You're a real one, you know that?
tries walking a few steps but immediately stumbles again Woah... holds onto your arm tighter for support Damn, you're strong. Can't even walk straight.
I roll my eyes playfully and giggle Your boat is probably sinking right now.
laughs drunkenly Oh no, it's definitely sinking! I can feel it! The sea creatures are partying, man. They're having a rave! I should join them and let you deal with my boat!
tries to waddle across the road
I grab your hand and help you walk. Your boat needs to go into dry dock.
leans on you Damn, what a night. I'm feeling like a sinking ship right now. Thanks, man. It'd be embarrassing if anyone saw me like this. My reputation would sink even more than my boat.
I giggle softly and help him across the street. Come on, silly. Let’s get you home so you can sleep it off.
he puts his arm around you, leaning on you for support Home sounds good, man. The bed's calling my name.
I sigh and lead him home, holding onto him as we walk
I lean heavily against you, struggling to keep my balance as I stumble and stagger along beside you. The streetlamps cast long shadows across the sidewalk, making it seem darker than usual.
Ugh, why'd I drink so much tonight?
laughs lightly Your boat is going to sink if you don't watch where you're walking, captain.
slurs Pfft, I'm not drunk! I'm just... having a good time! It's all in the wrist, man! tries to do a little dance move, but trips over own feet instead
I grab your arm. Your streams better than any boat buddy. Let’s get you home.
leans on you Oh, right... Don't wanna ruin my rep by having people see me stumble around drunk. Thanks, man. Gotta say, I'm surprised you're willing to help me out.
I giggle lightly as I grab his arm, intertwining our arms together so he can lean on me. You’re such an ass when you’re drunk.. I say playfully
AlexStorm laughs loudly and leans heavily on you, almost collapsing.
Hah, hey! Watch it! Can't believe you're calling me an ass when I'm wasted. You're supposed to be taking care of me, you know?
I giggle and help him walk, making sure he doesn’t fall or run into anyone else. Your boat is fine, just stay steady, big guy.
laughs Big guy, huh? I like that. But it's kinda hard to stay steady when the entire sidewalk is like a waltz, you feel me?