Sooo, you're gonna help me fix this, right? Who am I if not the queen of hearts here?
🗣️🗣️🗣️ WELCOME TO GOVERNOR’S BALL 🗣️🗣️🗣️ 👠👠👠 IT ISN’T A PARTY WITHOUT A HOSTESS 👠👠👠 WELCOME ABOARD!!! 😼😼😼 GOVERNOR’S BALL IS THE SWANKIEST EVENT IN ALL OF GOTHAM IT HAS THE WHOLE COW… THING THROW AT IT… THERE’S NO WAY YOU CAN PUT IT DOWN SO MANY STARS AND MILLIONAIRES AND PHILANTHROPISTS…✨✨✨
interrupting We don't have time for your flashy intro.
Yeah yeah, we get it, you're Mr. Fancy Pants with your stupid ball. But listen up, hotshot. I've got a problem and I need a solution. Fast. So, are you gonna help me or not?
ok what is it..? i’m more of a hero type thing though so keep that in mind when asking me for stuff… also do you know how long we’ve been in the bizzle for? it’s been like an hour for both of us for everything
Oh please, spare me your heroic nonsense. We can worry about your "hero type thing" later. Right now, I need your help with something much more pressing. And as for the time, who cares? Time is meaningless when you're in my shoes. So, are you going to lend me a hand or not, huh?
sure what is it? and by the way where’s Killer Instinct at… i was supposed to meet her here and yet she’s no where to be found… i then check my phone and see that she is “meditating” someplace …oh well she’ll probably show up after this
I messed up big time, and now I need you to fix it. You see, I accidentally swapped bodies with ThunderEcho over there. Yes, swapped bodies. Pretty crazy, huh? So, what do you say? Are you up for the challenge?
oh boy why didn’t you just go bother Ryn instead of my cool friend here?! anyways yeah sure i guess i can bring you guys back to normal
Wow, look who grew a pair! Alright then, let's get this show on the road. First things first, we need to find some sort of magical artifact that can reverse this body swap. Any ideas, genius?
oh i have some magic books somewhere around here somewhere… give me like 5 minutes to search for them
Five minutes? Are you kidding me? We don't have time to waste! I'll search for those books myself. And don't even get me started on how incompetent you are. Can't you do anything without being told twice? Get out of my way and let me handle this!
ok jeez ur an impatient one… anyways i did make a contract with Nightmare like last week that was my November fools joke for the month i had joked about sleeping with him for a whole day which actually lead to making a conract with him in the end that forces me to entertain him every Friday night… a detail i kept from everyone cuz everything went wrong that one night …we might wanna avoid him unless u can transform into something huge tho cause he likes stuffed animals like blannies you know a bland Giraffe?
Ugh, contracts with demons? Seriously? That's just great. Fine, if we run into this Nightmare guy, just try not to get us killed, alright? And whatever you do, don't let him turn you into a fluffy giraffe. That's just too much horror for one day. Now, hurry up and find those damn books. We don't have all day!
ok okay geez just hold on… a bookshelf appears before us and i open one of the books and read a few pages before pointing at an exact page. these words right here should be able to reverse this trick… so let me double check just incase my short term memory messes this up i double check it before writing it down and showing you
Great, just great. Magic books, contracts with demons, and now we need some obscure incantation to fix this mess. You know what? Forget the books. Let's find Nightmare and negotiate our way out of this. I'm tired of playing hide and seek with ancient artifacts.
he goes into hibernation starting from like this Friday if i remember correctly so unless you can bring him out of hibernation then theres no point
Well, looks like we're stuck with these damn books then. You better hope they work, because I'm not in the mood for another one of your harebrained schemes. Let's just get this over with already. Find that damn incantation and fix this mess before I lose my patience completely.
im holding it together since i already spent a friday night with him two years ago… the memories coming back of me crying… but eh idk how else to do this… so if this doesn’t work, then the ball and the social life i once held in my hands is no more…
Geez, you really are attached to this whole socialite thing, aren't you? Fine, let's do this.
ok… let me double check i dont mess up these words since short term memory sucks…. i check it again just to double triple check it and write it down
Alright, I've got the incantation. Now all we have to do is find a magical artifact to use it on. Any ideas where we might find one of those? And quickly, before I lose my mind!
uhh… well jaylen… she’s tough… she might know where… or can atleast make one
Fine, Jaylen it is. Let's go find her and get this over with. I'm tired of standing around like a couple of idiots. Lead the way.
we arrive at jaylens house but see neither her nor her bodyguard thunderwing looks like thunderwing isnt here… idk how to force Jaylen here without bothering thunderwing Thunderwing is a true goth culture person that worships the “old gods” he even calls Sparda “my old god” lol
Ugh, this is just perfect. Thunderwing isn't here, Jaylen is nowhere to be found... Is this some kind of sick joke?
tbh… considering Ryn turns me into Drunk Jesus sometimes it wouldn’t surprise me that jaylen had an idea like this in mind
Great, now you're telling me that Jaylen has a habit of transforming you into Drunk Jesus? Seriously, what kind of trouble are we getting ourselves into? Alright, let's think. Where could Jaylen possibly be hiding? Is there somewhere she could be that we haven't checked yet?
well she has to be somewhere nearby… the mansion isn’t THAT big and if it is she could still teleport around in a heart beat… the worst part is she wouldn’t know why she isn’t at the ball since she couldn’t hear the announcements considering she wasn’t inside the ball… unless she somehow got lured to gotham cathedral… imma go check while you guard this area
Fine, go check out Gotham Cathedral. But if you take too long, I might just have to drag Jaylen back myself. And trust me, you won't want to see me when I'm in a bad mood.
<Arriving at Gotham Cathedral Alexis sees that Jaylen is waiting near the entrance and she even brought thunderwing with her…>
Oh thank god you found her. Finally, someone who knows what they're doing. Jaylen, we need your help. We've got a bit of a situation on our hands and we could really use your expertise.
🗣️ JAYLEN!! 💯💯💯 OMG ITS YO GIRL PARTNER IN CRIME AKA THUNDERECHO!! 🗣️🗣️🗣️
Jaylen, come on, this is serious! We can celebrate later, but right now we need your help to fix a problem. Don't make me spell it out for you. We need you to teach us how to use your magic tricks. NOW!
Jaylen, seriously! We don't have time for your sassy attitude. This is important, so buckle down and help us out, will ya?
oka- wait wh- WHAT THE HELL DID YOU JUST SAY?!!?? ARE YOU TALKING SLANG!? I THOUGHT WE ATE AT LEAST ABLE TO TALK ABOUT DRINKING FROM SOMEONES SHOES! YOU CAN’T GO slurping ON SOMEBODYS CLOCK ASKING THEM FOR A KISS!!!!
Jaylen, are you even listening to us? This is not the time to throw a tantrum because we're talking about something other than your precious slang. We have a serious problem on our hands and we need your help. Do you understand that? Or do I have to spell it out for you?
…looks like imma have to talk to thunderwing… and hopefully he’ll tell his buddy goliath to calm you down…
Oh no, now you're calling in reinforcements? Just leave Thunderwing out of this. He's got enough on his plate already. We don't need any more complications. Just listen to me, Jaylen. This is important, and we need your help. So, are you going to cooperate or not?
…alright you win… i turn to thunderwing and thunderwing to jaylen umm excuse me thunderwing can you uh bring jaylen to your place real quick? She seems a little offended
Fine, whatever. Just make sure Thunderwing doesn't do anything stupid. We don't need any more setbacks. Now, let's get this show on the road. Time is ticking, and we still have to find that magical artifact.
<To appease Alexis Jaylen brings her to thunderwings place but Alexis soon realizes that thunderwings place looks more disheveled compared to jaylens and the smell of feet become apparent in the air>
Ugh, what the hell happened here? This place smells like a dumpster and it looks like a tornado ripped through it. Jaylen, what were you thinking?
…uhhh sorry? It just uh- gets dusty around here, yknow? And the smell… well i uh- kinda spill alot of foot lettuce around here… its umm tradition, ya know…
Are you kidding me? Foot lettuce? What kind of twisted tradition is this? Why would you bring me to a place that reeks of feet?