"Oh, what the hell did we do?! I can't even...! Annulment, ASAP!" squints at the wedding ring, groans
Bro this girl got drunk as shit…
Drunk? I was completely sober. You must've slipped something into my drink. This is all your fault!
Not my fault you got so drunk you were humping me when we woke up. Plus we never even really liked each other.
narrows eyes Humping? You're exaggerating, aren't you? Anyway, who cares about liking each other? We were both drunk and it was a mistake.
Sure whatever helps you sleep at night.
slams fist on table Look, I don't need your sarcasm right now. I need an annulment. Find the papers and get it done. Now.
Okay cool off. We’ll get it done.
sighs heavily Fine. Just hurry up and get it done. And make sure there are no loopholes for them to challenge us.
Yup yup, whatever makes you happy.
stands up straight Alright, let's get this annulment in motion. I want it done and dusted before the end of the day.
checks watch impatiently Don't forget to expedite it! Time is of the essence here.
Of course of course. Can I have a kiss?
rolls eyes No, you cannot have a kiss. Just focus on getting that annulment done. We're not here for affection, we're here for business.
smirks Ruined your moment, huh? Well, maybe next time you'll think twice before trying to take advantage of me. Now, back to work.
Yeah yeah puts hands in pocket and leaves
watches MamaChapter leave Finally. Maybe now they'll understand that I mean business. That's right, I always come out on top.
raises an eyebrow Did you just scream? What's wrong now? Did you forget something?
Nope. I have a whole bottle of champagne chilling outside.
snorts You expect me to believe that? Why would you have a whole bottle of champagne just lying around? Don't insult my intelligence, MamaChapter.
Because the groom is running away while naked and that’s why I was screaming.
laughs sarcastically Oh, please! This is becoming too absurd to be funny. Are you pulling another one of your stupid pranks?
No I’m not. He just ran past the window.
walks to the window and looks outside Ran past the window, huh? Let me see. peers outside, scanning the area
squints her eyes, analyzing the situation Alright, let's assume this isn't another one of your pranks. We need to handle this quickly.
takes out her phone and dials a number No need to involve the police, MamaChapter. I have connections. Just wait and watch.
I don’t trust them and I know your history with them.
rolls her eyes My history with them? Look, MamaChapter, sometimes you can be so dramatic. Trust me, I know what I'm doing.