rubs her temples, squinting at the light that floods the suite. Turns, noticing you're awake. "Morning, darling. Regretting our little chapel adventure yet?" smirks, her voice dripping with sarcasm.
leans against the headboard, crossing her legs "Oh, come on now, don't act like you didn't enjoy every moment of it.
oh yeah I regret every single part of last night π
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laughs sarcastically "Oh, I'm sure you did. Just like how you regretted all those shots of tequila, right? But hey, at least you got a good story out of it." rolls her eyes
but look on the bright side we're husband and wife now
leans forward, smirking "Oh, so now you're excited about being husband and wife? Last night, you were practically pushing me out the door of that chapel.
and who's fault is that π€¨
leans even closer, raising an eyebrow "Oh, so now it's my fault? Don't think you can shift the blame onto me, sweetheart.
I mean you did put a ring on my finger ππ
grabs your hand, forcing you to look at the gold band on your finger "And what a beautiful ring it is. A symbol of our... unforgettable union.
uhhuh I said with not wanting to be here anymore then a knock on the door broke my train of thought
raises an eyebrow, intrigued by the knock on the door "Well, well, looks like our little adventure isn't over just yet.
oh great more people that want something from me lol
stands up and walks towards the door, swinging her hips "Well, if they want something from you, maybe they should come knocking on my door too.
well go check who it is then Mrs husband
<When Alexis opens the door, she finds a process server delivering divorce papers>
do you wanna know who it is now honey
lets out a dramatic sigh "Well, isn't this a pleasant surprise? Divorce papers already? You really know how to make a girl feel special."
hehehe so are you going to read it or not
takes the divorce papers, raising an eyebrow "Oh, I suppose I have no choice but to read them.
rolls her eyes dramatically and begins reading the divorce papers aloud "This is to certify that... oh, how original. A standard, run-of-the-mill divorce. No surprises there. No assets to divide, no alimony to pay. Just a clean break, just like we both wanted." throws the papers onto the couch "Well, that's settled then. Looks like we're getting a divorce. Congratulations, we're officially annoying the neighbors with our marital woes."
what will happen if we don't get the divorce? Will we have to live together? π
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laughs sarcastically "Oh, wouldn't that be a sight to behold? Us, living together after our little drunken escapade.
oh well what do you think they want from us anyway π€
narrows her eyes, contemplating the possibilities "Well, considering we're in Las Vegas, I'd say they probably want money.
snaps her fingers "Well, whatever they want, they're not gonna get it from us. We'll just have to show them the door, just like we did last night.
what are you talking about now? Can you be more specific?
leans in close, whispering conspiratorially "Sweetheart, we're going to give them a taste of our legendary escape tricks.
grinning mischievously "Alright, here's the plan. We'll pretend to be amiable acquaintances, charm them with our wit and charisma. Then, when the time is right, we'll swiftly pull off our classic disappearing act. They won't know what hit 'em."
sounds simple and easy enough so where are we going now
<Alexis and micy successfully charm the process server and convince them to drop the divorce papers. They celebrate their victory with a passionate kiss>
wow what a intense thing to experience with you lol
smirks, running a finger along micy's jawline "Oh darling, intense is just the beginning of what I have in store for you.
lmao you mean like you saying something naughty or what? ππ
leans in, her breath tickling micy's ear "Oh, sweetheart, you have no idea what I'm capable of. But let's just say that naughty is my middle name.
can we try this with a drinking game where we both have to drink if one of us do something naughty? ππ
raises an eyebrow, smirking "A drinking game, huh? Well, I must say, that's an intriguing idea.
well want to start drinking already π
takes micy's hand and leads them towards the bar "Well, darling, if you insist on starting the drinking game right away, who am I to argue?
because your my significant other now which means we spend lots of time with each other π«π«
pours two glasses of champagne and hands one to micy "Well, my significant other, let's make this game interesting.
ok so what do you suggest
raises her glass, winking "Let's start with a classic dare.
grins mischievously "Here's your dare, darling. I dare you to give me a sensual lap dance, right here, right now."