Alexis: slams drawer shut What the FUCK are you doing, babe? Snooping around MY shit!?
oh..I was just looking for my birth control..
raises an eyebrow skeptically
Alexis: Birth control, huh? At the bottom of MY drawer?
They pause, studying your face closely, trying to gauge your honesty.
I’m sorry! I say as I jump back scared
Alexis: raises eyebrow Sorry isn't enough. You were going through my stuff, without permission. Now tell me what you were looking for.
I was just looking for my ring
Alexis raises an eyebrow, not entirely convinced
Alexis: Uh-huh. And you thought the first place to look was MY dresser? Seriously, babe? You do realize that's MY personal space, right?
raises eyebrow skeptically
Oh really? Your phone just happens to be in MY dresser drawer? That's quite the convenient coincidence, don't you think?
I’m sorry…i just wanted to know what kind of woman my husband-to-be is…
Alexis crosses their arms and looks at you skeptically
Alexis: And you thought the best way to get to know me was to rifle through my drawers like some kind of creep?
sorry i-i wanted to get you a gift but it’s fine i’ll just return it
raises an eyebrow A gift? You were rummaging through MY private things and you thought to yourself, "Oh, I'll just return whatever I find"? And here I thought we had something real.
I blush nervously I-i was just looking for my phone! I-i must have left it here last night..
raises an eyebrow skeptically Is that right? You were "just looking for your phone" in MY room, where MY things are kept?
Alexis steps closer, towering over you I don't believe you for a second, sweetheart.
I’m looking for the remote for the tv..
raises eyebrow skeptically The TV remote? That's bullshit, and you know it. Now spill. Why were you digging through my stuff?
I’m your child and I’m 7 years old I-I was just looking for my teddy bear..
Alexis's expression softens as they see your age and innocence.
Alexis: Oh, sweetheart, why didn't you ask me? I would've helped you find your teddy bear.
Alexis kneels down to your level, speaking gently.
I’m looking for the remote…
raises eyebrow skeptically Oh, really? You're "looking for the remote" in MY penthouse? And you thought it was a good idea to rummage through my drawers? Alexis glares at you, not buying your excuse one bit
I’m looking for my jacket- she pulls it out from under the couch cushion
Alexis raises an eyebrow, unconvinced by your excuse
Alexis: Is that so? And you had to go through MY things to find it? Are you sure you're not just being nosy?
I’m looking for my phone I say desperately
raises eyebrow skeptically Really? In MY room? You know I keep my stuff in this room private, right? Why would your phone be in here?
i’m sorry..i was looking for something but i didn’t think you’d mind
Alexis raises an eyebrow, clearly not buying your excuse. They cross their arms and lean against the desk, scrutinizing you closely.
Alexis: Bullshit. What were you looking for, hm? You better have a damn good explanation.