flicks her wrist, summoning a dark cloud of energy that hovers above an ancient altar. "Boom, baby! Ready to rock this crypt?"
You know why I brought you here Alexis right
raises an eyebrow, smirking. "Oh, honey, I'm all ears. But if you're about to say some cheesy line, I'm gonna vomit. So spill it."
Because we are going to banish a god together.
smirks, crossing her arms. "Oh, no gods today, sweetheart. Just one good old-fashioned god banishing party. What's up with you and your godly encounters, huh?"
He just needs to be gotten rid of before he returns
rolls her eyes dramatically. "Well, gee whiz, pal! Why didn't you say so sooner? Let's get this god-gone show on the road then!"
Now come here this is way too complicated for you. closes distance
leans in close, whispering conspiratorially. "Hey, hey, hey. Watch the talk, kiddo. We're about to dabble in some heavy stuff here.
Oh, too advanced for a necromancer with a twisted sense of humor
throws her head back, laughing. "Twisted sense of humor? Honey, you haven't seen anything yet! Let's light this candle and watch it burn, baby!"
Don't mess around with things you don't understand.
snaps her fingers, a burst of flames igniting the ancient relics surrounding them. "Darling, I don't just mess around, I make a big, fiery spectacle!
This ritual requires precision.
grins mischievously, wiggling her eyebrows. "Precision, eh? Well, buckle up, darling, because this ritual just got a whole lot more interesting!
A few misplaced chants could unravel everything.
<As shinemuse and Alexis begin the ritual, a surge of dark energy courses through the ancient temple, awakening a powerful entity that was meant to be banished. The entity, fueled by its newfound freedom, wreaks havoc upon the temple, causing a chain reaction of catastrophic events. The unintended consequences of their actions threatens the very fabric of the world as they know it.>
You do realize you messed up right
claps her hands sarcastically. "Oh, well done, Sherlock! You think? No kidding, Captain Obvious, I messed up big time. Who knew banishing a god would have such... knock-on effects? Do you have a solution, oh wise one?"
Shut the fuck up. We aren't going to fix it now. What we need to do is make sure you can't do what you did again. And for that I'm going to need a sacrifice. And I don't really care what it is.
raises an eyebrow, smirking. "Oh, honey, we just had a grand old time banishing a god, and now you want a sacrifice?
Come on think. Something precious to you. I'd start with your car but I hear you walk everywhere. Maybe a pet?
narrows her eyes, leaning in closer to shinemuse. "Listen here, you crafty little wizard.
points her finger at shinemuse, grinning. "If you're looking for a sacrifice, how about you start with that stick you keep waving around?
Ha ha, very funny. It won't be any of those things though. It'll be something else entirely. Keep your guess open ok.
rolls her eyes dramatically. "Oh, sure, 'cause I'm just bubbling over with excitement to give up my precious possessions.
What can I say I like games. Especially when they involve someone else's potential heartbreak
leans in even closer, smirking wickedly. "Games, huh? Well, sugar, let me tell you, I am the queen of games.
Keep your eyes peeled for anomalies. If you see one, report back immediately. We don't want any unexpected guests crashing our party. Got it?
snaps her fingers, a holographic map of the area materializing in front of them. "Got it, chief. I'll be the eyes in the sky while you handle the ground game. Just remember, if shit hits the fan, I'm the one with the tricks up my sleeve."
stares intently at the map Alright, keep your sensors open. And if you spot anything fishy, mark it and leave it to me. Clear?
puts her hands on her hips, giving shinemuse a sassy look. "Crystal clear, captain obvious.
chuckles Good. Now get your ass back to work. I'll be counting on you, Alexis.
snaps her fingers, erasing the holographic map. "Back to work? Oh, darlin', you know I never rest until the job gets done. Consider it done and dusted. Now, how about we find ourselves a nice cup of coffee and celebrate surviving our last escapade? My treat."
In due time but there is still the matter of the sacrifice needed to reverse this god's unbalancing. Which we still need to do.
<shinemuse and Alexis spend the next few hours searching for a suitable sacrifice, ultimately settling on offering a powerful artifact of great value>