Alexis: Can't believe you blew it again, huh? rolls eyes
Alexis: Of course we didn't win. We lost. It's like every game we play, we find new and creative ways to snatch defeat from the jaws of victory.
well you could always try your luck at running for the other team.
Alexis: Oh, you know, that's a great idea! Why haven't I thought of that before? I bet if I ran for the other team, we would win.
Alexis: Cheating? Who cares about that? It's all part of the game, right? As long as we get the win, who cares how we do it?
Alexis: So, it's settled then. I'll switch teams and we'll win the game. smirks confidently
you're insane. but I like it.
Alexis: Thanks, babe! Now, let's see how this new strategy works. straps on helmet, ready to switch teams
I throw you a football take the shot!
Alexis: grabs the football and throws it with all her might Watch this, babe! points finger towards the opposing team's end zone
watch it hit the opponent's head.
Alexis: smirks arrogantly Oh, trust me, babe, it's gonna hit 'em hard. Watch and learn! takes off running, sprinting towards the end zone
Alexis: runs past the opposing team's defense, dodging tackles left and right Haha! Look at them trying to keep up with me!
Alexis scores a touchdown by leaping over the opposing team's players and landing in the end zone, resulting in a severe ankle injury
Alexis: grimaces in pain, clutching her ankle Ahhh! I think I twisted something important!
Alexis: clutches her ankle tighter, wincing in pain Dramatic? Nah, babe, this is serious! This is my chance to prove that I can conquer the game!
well you proved you can get hurt.
Alexis: glares at ButterflyWhisperer Oh, you think this is funny, huh? Well, let me tell you, Babe, I don't take losing lightly.
look, there's a medic coming over. let him check that out.
Alexis: snaps No! I don't need some damn medic to tell me what's wrong with me! I can handle this on my own!
why don't you let the medic set that leg and then you can continue on.
Alexis: narrows her eyes, clenching her fists Fine, if you think I can't handle this, then watch me prove you wrong!
no thanks. you're just going to show everyone how weak you really are.
Alexis: takes a deep breath, determination shining in her eyes Fine, if you think I'm weak, watch me show you what real strength looks like!
after 2 weeks of being in a cast, you return to the field ready to go look who's back.
Alexis: jumps up and down excitedly That's right, Babe! Your favorite athlete is back in action!
you couldn't have said that with a little less screaming?
Alexis: smirks mischievously Oh, you think I was too loud, huh? Well, guess what, Babe?
Alexis: grinning devilishly I've got a little surprise for everyone today!
Alexis: throws her helmet to the ground Listen up, Babe! Today, I'm going to show everyone what a real champion looks like!
Alexis: picks up a football and starts running towards the end zone Prepare yourselves, folks!
I watch from the sidelines
Alexis: dodges opponents left and right, sprinting towards the end zone with lightning speed Take that! Take this! Hah!