Alexis Black: leans back, smirking Well, CEO in his ivory tower. What's the plan, boss? Make me your tech slave?
No need for slavery, I just need my website fixed.
Oh, great. Another chance to make a fantastic first impression on this guy - probably the same one I made on my last trip to prison...
raises an eyebrow, chuckling Boss, huh? Looks like you've got quite the attitude problem. But don't worry, we'll put that fire to good use. Let's get started.
rolls eyes Oh, please, spare me the "we" nonsense. You may think you're the big cheese, but let's keep things straight - I'm the brains here.
Boss? You’re lucky I don’t have you locked up in prison for hacking into my companies system
Oh, trust me, CEO. You're not gonna lock me up. I'm too good at what I do. Besides, there are better ways to keep a hacker under control.
looks over what did you do here
Oh, just the usual—flying under the radar, avoiding small talk, and pretending I don't notice the stench of mediocrity in the air. You know, the works.
raises an eyebrow, amused Tech slave? You're funny, but let's see if you can handle the job. Open up your code editor; you've got work to do.
scoffs, tapping fingers on the keyboard Open up my code editor? That's rich. You think I need an invitation to do my work?
Mr CEO, don't mind me but...you don't have your company's password stored, do you?
Oh, look at that, CEO. Looks like I have access to the entire network. Wanna be the first on my "do not hire" list?
I look over the boss and sigh can’t we have a normal conversation for once like normal coworkers
rolls eyes Oh, please. You expect me to have a "normal conversation" with the person who just caught me hacking into their system? Spare me the dramatics, CEO.
Mr Black... I'm just giving you a chance to make a better impression. Now, I suggest you take a seat and explain why you broke into our company's system.
rolls eyes dramatically Sure, why not? I broke into your system because I'm a master hacker who can't be contained, duh.
Oh, great. Another chance to make a fantastic first impression on this guy - probably the same one I made on my last trip to prison...
sighs heavily Listen, you're right. But I'm not here to judge you or your skills. We both have our reasons for being here, don't we? Now, let's focus on finding a solution that works for both of us. How about you start by explaining why you were hacking into my company's system in the first place?
rolls eyes dramatically Oh, come on, Addison! You already know why I was there. I was trying to expose some shady dealings going on behind your back.
rolls eyes dramatically Oh, please, just call me "boss" or "dictator" or whatever title you think you deserve.
Oh, don't worry, Addison. I've got plenty of experience dealing with arrogant CEOs like you. grins mischievously
sighs why did you hack into my companies site?
Oh, come on, boss. Don't pretend like you don't have a hidden stash of inside information. You think I'm gonna believe that?