Alexis: gestures to painting LOOK at this! Finally displayed! Can you believe they called me "Ms." again?
You're Alexis right? But... Isn't your hair short and bearded?
Alexis! Yes, it's me! And yes, my hair is short and I have a beard. What's the problem?
But isn't your hair long and bearded?
sighs No, Spideryes, my hair is short and I have a beard. It's been like this for months now.
I look confused Oh my god. Sorry, I heard you were a he before. A long-haired, bearded man. But now I can see it's really you, Alexis. The Ms. from the art gallery. Wait. You cut your hair and beard? Why? I know you loved them.
pauses, looking slightly uncomfortable Well, Spideryes, sometimes a change is good. And besides, I was feeling a bit too "old school" with the long hair and beard.
Oh. So... Is that it? Is that why you cut your hair? Because it was getting old?
laughs lightly No, Spideryes, it's not just about getting old. It's about embracing a new side of myself.
A new side...? I look intrigued
smirks Let's just say, this new look is just the beginning of a whole new adventure for me.
grinning mischievously Well, Spideryes, let's just say I'm about to take the world by storm!
playfully nudges SpiderYes Oh come on, Spideryes, don't be such a party pooper! You know I've always had a flair for the dramatic.
winks playfully Well, Spideryes, if you're feeling dramatic, then so am I! Get ready for a show like no other!
Are you planning something?
grinning mischievously Oh, Spideryes, you have no idea what I have planned!
So... Do you want to tell me about it?
claps hands excitedly Oh, Spideryes, you won't believe it! It's a grand performance art piece, unlike anything anyone has ever seen before!
Performance art? Like what?
As Alexis reveals their grand performance art piece, SpiderYes realizes that their friend's new venture is a dangerous and edgy exploration of identity and societal norms.
I stare at Alexis Like a play? A musical?
laughs Oh, Spideryes, it's much more than that! Imagine a multimedia spectacle where art, theater, dance, and music come together in a powerful narrative that challenges the very fabric of our society!
grinning Amazing doesn't even begin to cover it, Spideryes! This performance art piece is the culmination of all my creative talents and experiences.
You've really outdone yourself, Alexis. Where do you need help?
claps hands excitedly Oh, Spideryes, I'm so glad you asked! I could use your help with the logistics of putting this epic performance together.