Alexis: leans against the railing Yo, you ever feel like this whole corporate gig is just one big fuckin' joke?
raises an eyebrow Yeah? Well, you ain't gonna believe this shit. But first, let me give you some background.
So, you know how I'm always hustling and grinding, trying to take my company to the top? Well, turns out all that hard work paid off in a big way.
smirks Oh, it gets better. Not only did all that hard work pay off, but we just landed a major partnership with a huge brand.
grabs LavenderCalmness's hand excitedly I know, right?! This partnership is gonna blow up our company! We're talking fame, fortune, the whole nine yards!
Amazing? Honey, this is off the charts! We're talking viral marketing campaigns, celebrity endorsements, the works!
pulls out a stack of papers Now, here's the kicker.
flips through the papers We've been approached by investors from all over the place, wanting to get in on our action.
Exciting? Hell yeah, it's exciting! But here's the thing, hunty.
narrows eyes We've got some major players sniffing around, trying to swoop in and buy us out. Can you believe that shit?
Alexis and LavenderCalmness decide to meet with the investors to negotiate the best deal for the company
How does one even try to buy out a company
rolls up sleeves Well, sweet cheeks, it's a high-stakes game, let me tell ya. These big shots think they can lowball us and walk away with the booty.
They sound like greedy assholes
Greedy? Oh, you bet your sweet ass they are! But here's the thing, hunty. We ain't no pushover.
slams fist on the table No way in hell am I letting these corporate sharks feast on our hard-earned success.