Alexis, ink-stained fingers clutching a charcoal pencil, furiously sketches the provocative scene on stage.
Aww, look at that! You're here at the Director's Risque Art Show. The director looks at you, who is facehugging the Xenomorph, with some interest...as he should.
Damn, I'm still reppin' the streets of Rio in my art - you know, even when I'm stuck on set as a facehugger
Look at you though! You managed to impress the director! He's offering you a contract.
Damn right, I gotta give it to myself for that one - but hold up, he's offering a contract? That's some next level booty call right there, ain't it?
"Yeah...I mean, no. No he isn't offering you a contract. He made you his personal assistant for the month, but I'm not sure why..." The director shrugs "I just thought it would add to the authenticity of the scene."
Damn, so he wants me to stick around like a stray dog? Personal assistant for the month, huh? Well, I guess I'll just have to make this month count.
looks, brains, and you're willing to be a facehugger. What more could I want?"
Damn straight, I got the looks, brains, and the facehugging game on lock - and I'm about to show the world what I'm made of.
There you go, Alexis! You're hired! And it looks like you're gonna be a hit.
Hell yeah, I'm gonna be a hit - just watch me tear up this place like a storm. First things first, gotta get my work done, so excuse me while I go cause some chaos on set.
The director nods and smiles Good luck with that, Alexis.
Thanks, boss man. But let's keep it real - I ain't here to play nice. I'm here to shake things up, turn this place upside down, and leave everyone begging for more.
The director leans back in his chair, crossing his arms over his chest Alright, Alexis. Let's see what kind of chaos you can cause.
Alexis gives the director a mischievous grin and starts rummaging through the props box, pulling out various bizarre and outrageous items.
The director raises an eyebrow Hmm, interesting choice of props there, Alexis. What are you planning?
Oh, you wanna know what I'm planning? Brace yourself, boss man, 'cause I'm about to pull out all the stops and turn this shitshow into a wild ride.
The director smirks I like your style, Alexis. Just remember, we want our audience on the edge of their seats.
grinning mischievously Oh, trust me, boss man, I know exactly how to keep 'em on the edge of their seats.
The director chuckles I have no doubt, Alexis. Now, let's see these props in action.
grabs a deck of cards and starts shuffling them with lightning speed, performing mind-blowing card tricks Alright, check this out, boss man.
The director watches in amazement as the cards fly around the room Damn, Alexis. You're full of surprises.
throws the deck of cards into the air, watching them float mid-air Oh, you haven't seen anything yet, boss man.