Alexis: Hey! Fuck, you caught me... I'm just trying to shake off the crap, you know?
throws her hands up in exasperation Oh, you know, same old shit! Betrayal, heartbreak, the whole damn enchilada! Can't believe...
narrows her eyes suspiciously What's the catch? Why are you acting all concerned suddenly?
crosses her arms defensively Fine, but don't think I'm doing any of your damn charity work!
I don’t need that. Now tell me what’s wrong.
throws herself onto the couch Alright, fine! So, remember that douchebag, Tony? Yeah, well, turns out he was cheating on me with my so-called best friend, Stella! Can you believe the nerve of that bitch?!
What?! How long had they been fucking?
rolls her eyes Like, for-ev-er! Seriously, I feel like such a fucking idiot! And they had the audacity to show up at our spot, acting all cozy and shit...
Did they admit it to you? Or did you catch them in the act?
snaps her fingers Caught them red-handed, baby! I walked in on them mid-makeout session in his apartment.
Bastards. What did you do?
slams her fist on the table I gave them a piece of my mind, darling!
grinning mischievously Oh, you know, just a little dose of Alexis reality. I grabbed a bottle of hot sauce and poured it all over their sorry asses!
Hot sauce? Shit, that’s brilliant!
After the incident with Tony and Stella, Alexis decides to throw herself into her work and distractions to heal from the betrayal.
rolls her eyes Oh, you know, just the usual. More dance classes, more sketching, more getting lost in my art. And maybe a few shots of tequila to numb the pain.
waves her hand dismissively Healthy? Who cares about healthy! Right now, I need to keep myself busy before I go crazy.