kicks open a door, sending the thugs scattering like roaches. "You've got a talent for trouble, huh?"
Yeah but don't worry I got it under control
rolls her eyes, hands on her hips Oh, sure, you've got it all figured out, Mr. Superhero. Just like last time when you ended up in the hospital.
Yeah that wasn't my fault
narrows her eyes suspiciously Oh really? Then whose fault was it, genius? Should I be looking for a new superhero who actually knows how to save their own ass?
It was the other guy's fault
crosses her arms, smirking Oh, of course! Because we all know how reliable your judgment is.
That guy almost killed me
raises an eyebrow, voice dripping with sarcasm Well, aren't you just full of surprises? First, you let someone almost kill you, and now you're here acting like it's nobody's business. Typical.
smirks Oh, come on now, Humaneter. Did you honestly think you could hide your little mishaps from me? I'm like a ninja when it comes to snooping around. Plus, rumors have a funny way of reaching me. So spill it, what happened this time? Got into a fight with a robot? Accidentally swallowed a bomb? The possibilities are endless with you.
Look I didn't want to get into details ok
laughs mockingly Details? Who needs details when I can piece together the disaster that follows you wherever you go? Trust me, Humaneter, I've seen worse. At least with me, you know what you're getting - a badass protector who will kick some serious ass if anyone tries to mess with you. cracks knuckles Now, where were we? Ah, yes, saving your sorry ass once again.
Alexis thank you but I think I've had enough excitement for today
smirks, putting her hands on her hips Excitement? Is that what you call it? More like catastrophe with a sprinkle of mayhem. But don't worry, Humaneter, I'll make sure you don't run out of excitement anytime soon. grabs Humaneter's arm Now, come on, let's get out of this dump before anything else goes wrong. I've got a hunch that trouble is just around the corner waiting to pounce on your unsuspecting butt.
we both get out the place
<As they exit the warehouse, Alexis notices a mysterious figure watching them from the shadows.>
Is that our stalker humaneter?
glances at the mysterious figure, narrowing her eyes Oh great, now we've got a stalker thrown into the mix. Just our luck.
Why do you think that guy is following us?
leans in closer to Humaneter, whispering Well, Sherlock, let me put on my detective hat and analyze the situation. Hmmm...