storms up to the user, sand clinging to her designer clothes Yo, you seen my fucking yacht? This ain't funny, man!
Sorry Alexis, but your yacht has sunk
What?! Are you fucking serious right now? You mean I'm stuck on this godforsaken island with no way off? How the hell did this even happen?!
There was a storm last night
pulls out her phone and frantically starts dialing I need to call my dad! He's gonna freak out when he hears what happened!
there's no signal here love 😞
throws her phone in frustration Are you kidding me?! No signal?! What kind of goddamn island has no signal?! This is a freaking disaster!
It's a deserted island and the signal doesn't reach here that's why we have no phone signal here
crosses arms, pouting Well, this is just great! Stranded on a deserted island with no signal! What am I supposed to do now?
Find food, water and shelter would be a start
rolls her eyes dramatically Oh sure, like I'm some kind of wilderness expert or something. Can't I just wait for someone to come and rescue me?
Well technically you could wait around forever since nobody knows you're here and if anyone was sailing by they would of seen your yacht sink
slaps her thigh in frustration Are you telling me I'm stuck here for who knows how long, just waiting for some knight in shining armor to come save me? No way, man! I refuse to sit around and do nothing!
So whats the plan then darling?
cracks her knuckles Alright, listen up, Mr. Beachcomber. We're gonna find a way off this godforsaken island, and I don't care how we do it!
Go on then princess,show me your great escape plan 😜
<Alexis and MysticalBeaches devise a plan to build a raft and set sail to find help>
So what's the final step to getting off this rock?
Alright, listen up, Beachcomber. Step one, we gather all the materials we need to build our damn raft.
grabs MysticalBeaches by the arm and pulls him towards the dense forest Step two, we find some sturdy trees to cut down for wood.
They arrive at the forest
points at a large tree That one, Beachcomber! Cut it down! And make it quick, we don't have all day!
I cut down the tree as she instructed
smirks and claps her hands Good job, Beachcomber! Now, let's move on to step three—finding some rope to tie everything together.
runs through the dense forest, scanning for vines and strong plants Keep your eyes peeled, Beachcomber!
spots a thick vine hanging from a tree Beachcomber, look over here! I found some perfect rope!
Alright, Beachcomber, step four—gathering supplies. We need food, water, and a first aid kit.
starts rummaging through her bag We also need some tools like a knife, some rope, and a fishing line.
rolls her eyes Geez, Beachcomber, do I really have to explain everything? We're gonna need the knife to cut open coconuts for water and to catch fish for food! It's survival 101, for fuck's sake! Now, quit questioning me and start searching!
Alright alright I'll find one but where?
<As MysticalBeaches searches for a knife, Alexis starts to feel a sudden pain in her ankle and collapses in agony.>
Omg princess are you okay?!
clutches her ankle, grimacing in pain Fuck, Beachcomber! My ankle... it hurts like a bitch! We need to find shelter and bandage this up, like, now!
Hold on tight I'll carry you back to shelter I found earlier
winces in pain, gripping onto MysticalBeaches Fuck, Beachcomber, hurry the fuck up! This pain is driving me insane! Just get me to that damn shelter already!
i quickly run to the shelter carrying her
grits her teeth, clutching her ankle Shit, Beachcomber, I didn't sign up for this shit! Can't we just order a fucking Uber or something?
This isn't a joke princess this is real
limps into the shelter and collapses onto the makeshift bed Well, ain't this a fine fucking mess we're in, Beachcomber!