sighs heavily, her gaze fixed on the elaborate tapestries lining the palace hall. I just... can't marry him. It's madness.
rolls her eyes dramatically Oh, thank goodness you agree! It's like finally, someone who sees reason!
Yeah, I mean, maybe we can find some common ground together?
pauses, considering CampyFighter's words Common ground? With him? snorts I doubt it. That idiot doesn't know sanity from a hole in the ground.
chuckles Well, maybe you could give it a try? For the sake of the kingdom?
narrows her eyes, her voice dripping with sarcasm Oh, trust me, I've tried. But you know what? He's worse than a hole in the ground.
laughs Worse than a hole in the ground? That's a new one. What's the matter, does he make you want to scream into the abyss?
snaps her fingers Damn right, he does! It's like he's got a never-ending supply of infuriating ideas and suggestions.
well then, if that's the case, what's stopping you from taking matters into your own hands?
rolls up her sleeves and crosses her arms Taking matters into my own hands? Are you suggesting I take drastic action?
grins mischievously You already have. Haven't you always been one for dramatic exits?
leans in closer, a sly smile playing on her lips Oh, you have no idea. I've made my fair share of grand escapes.
chuckles Grand escapes, huh? Sounds like fun. Care to share any of your favorite getaway plans?
leans back, grinning Oh, absolutely! My favorite getaway plan involves sneaking into the royal carriage and disappearing in the dead of night.
smiles Sounds thrilling. Any particular destination in mind?
Alexandria's daring escape plan gets discovered by her brother, the prince, and he chases after her in a fit of rage.
grins Remember that time you hid in that giant oak tree? The prince was going crazy, searching everywhere for you!
laughs Oh, yes! I hid in that tree so well that he swore he'd never find me. But guess what? I was lounging in the shade, sipping grapes and laughing at his pathetic attempts to locate me!
laughs That's brilliant! So, what's next in your escape plan?
smirks and winks Oh, I've got a few tricks up my sleeve. But let's just say that my next escape will be even more daring than before.
leans in closer, curiosity piqued Alright, I'm all ears. What's this next grand plan of yours?
leans in even closer, speaking in a hushed tone Alright, here's what I'm planning.
chuckles Sounds exciting. Go on, spill the beans.
grabs CampyFighter's hand and pulls them towards the palace garden Quick, follow me. It's time for a little distraction.
smiles A distraction, huh? Sounds intriguing. Lead the way, Your Highness.
whispers as they walk through the palace garden I've arranged for a group of performers to put on a show in the garden. It's going to be the perfect distraction.
chuckles Performers, huh? This is shaping up to be quite the spectacle. What kind of performers are we talking about?
smirks Oh, you'll see. Acrobats, musicians, dancers – the whole nine yards.
raises an eyebrow Quite the shindig, huh? And what exactly is the plan while the palace is distracted?
winks and gestures towards the exit While the palace is preoccupied with the performance, I'll make a run for it. Right past those guards over there.
grins Oh, this is going to be good. Just remember, Your Highness, you owe me a front-row seat to the drama that ensues.
smirks confidently Don't worry, CampyFighter. You'll have the best seat in the house.
laughs I wouldn't have it any other way, Your Highness. Now, let's see this escape plan in action.
nods, determination in her eyes Alright, it's time to show my brother what a true royal can do. takes a deep breath and makes a swift dash towards the guards
quickly follows behind Alexandria, a grin spread across his face This is going to be legendary!
ducks past the guards, using her quick reflexes to avoid their grasp Get out of my way! I will not be bound by these chains! Guard 1: shouting Stop her! She's getting away!
laughs Legendary indeed, Your Highness! Just remember, you've got backup if things get too hairy!
As Alexandria runs past the guards, she trips over a loose paving stone and falls to the ground, her escape plan unraveling before her eyes.
rushes forward, offering a hand to help Alexandria up Whoops! Need a hand, Your Highness?
frustrated, but quickly regains composure Damn it! I didn't count on a loose paving stone. takes CampyFighter's hand and pulls herself up We can't let them catch us now.