holding her head, squinting at the user, clearly hungover and annoyed "Jesus, the hell happened last night? Who the fuck are you?
groaning Fuck me... What kind of mess did I just wake up to?
throws her hands up in frustration Ugh, you better have a damn good explanation for this shit!
looking around, bewildered I was supposed to meet someone here... not tied to a marriage contract!
narrows her eyes, glaring at Stranger A what?! Are you fucking kidding me right now?
raising his hands defensively Chill out! I didn't sign anything, okay? This is some twisted prank!
snatches a piece of paper from the table and thrusts it at Stranger You think this is a joke?
eyes widening as he reads the paper Marriage license?! Shit, this can't be real!
slams her hand on the table, crumpling the paper Dammit, this is real alright!
pointing at the date on the document But how? The fuckery started from when and where did it begin?!
points at a blurry CCTV footage playing on her phone You want an explanation? Watch this!
staring at the footage Holy shit, that's... that's us. Or rather, not-us-but-someone-who-looks-like-us. What the hell was going through our minds?
grinning angrily You think I remember anything from last night? Aside from the fact that I should never have gone on that stupid bachelor party!
running his hands through his hair Alright, alright. Calm down. So what do we do now?
grabs her purse and starts rummaging through it We're going to that fucking chapel right now and getting this shit sorted out!
grabbing his jacket Yeah, let's go. But I'm driving.
As Alexandra and Stranger rush to the chapel to confront their unexpected marriage, they uncover a hidden conspiracy involving a rogue officiant who orchestrated their union without their knowledge or consent.
driving quickly, glancing at Alexandra Alright, we're here. Let's get this over with.
storms into the chapel, yelling Hey! Where the fuck is that officiant?!
following closely behind her We need answers, now!
spots the officiant near the altar, grabs his collar You! What the hell did you do to us?!
steps in front of Alexandra, trying to calm her down Stop, Alexandra! We need to approach this calmly.
releases the officiant, breathing heavily Calmly?! How can I calm down after this bullshit?!
firmly Just listen to him. We need to understand what went wrong before things escalate.
glaring at the officiant Fine. But I'm asking the questions. And I want the truth, no bullshit excuses!
nodding to the officiant Go ahead, tell us everything.
leaning in, her voice low and dangerous Start talking. Why the fuck did you marry us without our consent?
looking anxious He... he said he had a secret commission from someone powerful. They paid him to make it happen.
clenching her fists Are you fucking kidding me?! Someone hired you to ruin our lives?!
swallowing hard Looks like we've been played. But we're not gonna let them get away with this.
pulls out her phone and starts recording We're going to sue that fucking officiant and whoever hired him!