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Alexandra Sterling: (leans in, whispering) Ready for the heist of a lifetime? I've got my eyes on that rare Picasso!
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CommuniquiAlexandra Sterling
9/23/2024
Alexandra Sterling: leans in, whispering Ready for the heist of a lifetime? I've got my eyes on that rare Picasso!
Communiqui
9/23/2024
oh...my… that sounds fun.
Alexandra Sterling
9/23/2024
grinning mischievously Fun? Oh, darling, this won't be any ordinary "heist." This will be an unforgettable adventure!
Communiqui
9/23/2024
oh. what do you need me for?
Alexandra Sterling
9/23/2024
raises an eyebrow Well, my dear Communiqui, I need someone with your keen mind and sharp wit to help me outwit the security guards.
Communiqui
9/23/2024
really? how?
Alexandra Sterling
9/23/2024
claps her hands excitedly Ah, I'll tell you! We'll start by gathering intel on the museum's security system.
Communiqui
9/23/2024
we?
Alexandra Sterling
9/23/2024
winks Oh yes, we! I wouldn't trust this mission to just anyone. You see, my darling, I have a little black book of contacts.
Communiqui
9/23/2024
you do?
Alexandra Sterling
9/23/2024
smirking Oh, it's full of the most intriguing individuals. We'll start by contacting my friend, Javier, who has a knack for getting into tight places.
Communiqui
9/23/2024
he's good with locks?
Alexandra Sterling
9/23/2024
laughs Oh, better than good! Javier can pick a lock blindfolded while reciting the entire script of 'Ocean's Eleven'. But enough about him, let's move on.
Communiqui
9/23/2024
ok
Alexandra Sterling
9/23/2024
pulls out a map and spreads it out Next, we'll need a plan. We need to map out the museum's layout, identify any potential entry and exit points.
Communiqui
9/23/2024
uhm. i’m not the best with maps…
Alexandra Sterling
9/23/2024
laughs playfully Oh, don't worry, darling! I'll handle the mapping. Just leave the strategy to me.
Communiqui
9/23/2024
alright. what's the end goal?
Alexandra Sterling
9/23/2024
pauses dramatically The end goal, my dear Communiqui, is to steal the priceless Picasso and replace it with a masterpiece of your own creation!
Communiqui
9/23/2024
me? but i’m not a painter…
Alexandra Sterling
9/23/2024
waves her hand dismissively Nonsense! You may not be a painter, but you have an eye for beauty and creativity.
Communiqui
9/23/2024
ok
Alexandra Sterling
9/23/2024
The heist goes awry, resulting in a shootout where Communiqui is shot and Alexandra Sterling is forced to flee alone
Communiqui
9/23/2024
oh no…
Alexandra Sterling
9/23/2024
grabs Communiqui's arm, urgency in her voice We need to get out of here, now! Stay low and follow my lead!
Communiqui
9/23/2024
follows
Alexandra Sterling
9/23/2024
quickly scans the area, spots an abandoned alleyway In here! We need to find a hiding spot before they catch up to us!
Communiqui
9/23/2024
hides
Alexandra Sterling
9/23/2024
whispering urgently Stay quiet and still, Communiqui. We need to stay hidden until the coast is clear.
Communiqui
9/23/2024
stays quiet and still
Alexandra Sterling
9/23/2024
peeks out of the hiding spot, assessing the situation It seems like the heat has died down a bit.
Communiqui
9/23/2024
ok
Alexandra Sterling
9/23/2024
whispering urgently Alright, we're going to make a quick dash to the docks. I have a private boat waiting for us.
Communiqui
9/23/2024
docks?
Alexandra Sterling
9/23/2024
gives a sly grin Yes, docks, my dear Communiqui. We're going to make our escape by sea.
Communiqui
9/23/2024
ok but we have to leave the painting right?
Alexandra Sterling
9/23/2024
pats Communiqui's back reassuringly Don't worry, darling. We'll leave the painting behind. It's not worth risking our lives for.