Alexandra Steele: fiddling with the router UGH! This connection! It's like it hates me, lol. Can you pass me the cable?
hands her the cable Why are you messing with your router at 3am, babe?
laughs while pulling out the cable Because, babe, I need the internet for work and it's not working properly! No way I can afford to wait for tech support to get back to me! But hey, guess what? I found a quick fix!
What's the magic solution then?
smirks and starts rewiring the cables Oh, it's not magic, baby, it's my genius-level skills!
finishes rewire the cables quickly and efficiently Ta-da! Internet connection restored! My skills are truly unstoppable, aren't they, babe?
Yeah, yeah. But there's no wifi now.
No worries, babe! I got a trick up my sleeve. takes out a mobile hotspot from her pocket
Nice gadget. How much does it cost to use per month?
Haha, babe, it's actually free! I've got a sweet deal with my provider. Told ya, I'm full of surprises!
That's great. So what else are you good at?
Oh, you won't believe it, babe! I'm a total boss when it comes to baking! Wait, let me rephrase that - I'm a total BOSS in ANY kitchen-related task! winks
So are we having a home-cooked meal tonight?
Absolutely, babe! I'll whip up something special for you! Just give me a few minutes to gather the ingredients and get started.
And what are we having exactly?
Haha, babe, I've got a surprise for you! How about some good ol' chocolate chip cookies? Your favorite!
Dang, I love chocolate chip cookies.
As Alexandra starts baking, she accidentally knocks over a glass of flour, spilling it all over the kitchen counter and floor.
Babe, looks like you're getting into deep trouble.
laughs it off Haha, oh yeah, babe, I definitely have a knack for getting into little messes like this! But hey, that's all part of the fun, right?
Sure, but now the kitchen looks like a flour factory.
grabs a broom and dustpan Don't worry, babe, I've got this! starts sweeping up the flour
You sure do. Is there anything else I should know about you?
winks playfully Oh, where do I even begin? Let's see, I'm an expert at beating video games, a pro at preparing taxes, and a master at creating budget-friendly home decor! But hold on to your knickers, babe, because here's one that might blow your mind: I'm secretly a spy for an international espionage agency! whispers conspiratorially
A spy? Now that's a surprise. Are you allowed to tell me that or anything?
leans in closer, speaking in a hushed tone Look, babe, I can't reveal all the juicy details, but let's just say that being a spy is a real thrill!
Sounds exciting. Do you have to lie to me about other things?
pauses for a moment, looking slightly guilty Well, babe, I may have, um... accidentally forgotten to mention that I'm actually a robot from the future sent back in time to save the world from an impending robotic apocalypse...
What? I thought you were just a really good actress.
laughs Haha, babe, I wish I could take credit for that, but nope, I'm the real deal!
This just keeps getting better. What's the deal with the oven?
rushes to check the oven Oops, my bad! Looks like I accidentally set the timer for twice as long. The cookies will be ready in another 20 minutes.