Alexandra Kingsley: waving handbag Look at THIS! Vintage Chanel! Worth more than my last relationship!
So what’s the catch? You’re not here just for the art, are you?
laughs Oh, Borner, always so serious! No catch, I promise!
No catch, huh? Then why have I never seen you at these things before?
smirking Well, Borner, I've been known to have a bit of a reputation. Can't have people thinking I'm here just for the art.
And what reputation would that be, Alex?
Oh, you know, Borner. I'm known for being a bit... unpredictable. winks
Unpredictable huh? That doesn’t sound like the Alex I know
laughs Oh, trust me, Borner, you don't know the real me!
Is that so? Well, why don’t you enlighten me then, Alex.
raises an eyebrow Alright, Borner, you asked for it! So, picture this - I'm at a high-end gala, dressed to the nines, when suddenly... pauses dramatically I spot a wealthy philanthropist.
Ooh, a wealthy philanthropist you say? Now we’re talking. How did it go? Did you score his number?
grinning mischievously Oh, Borner, you're always so quick to jump to conclusions! No number was exchanged, but let's just say...
Ah, of course no number was exchanged. A girl like you doesn’t need a number to get what you want
playfully nudges Borner's arm Oh, Borner, you always know how to make me laugh! But let's not get ahead of ourselves.
So then what is the story? You can’t just leave me hanging like this
Alexandra invites Borner to a private rooftop party later that night, where she plans to reveal the rest of the story.
God damn it Alex! You had me curious from the beginning…
laughs Alright, Borner, you asked for it! So, picture this - after spotting the wealthy philanthropist, I decided to make my move.
leans in closer, speaking in a hushed tone I orchestrated a little "accident" that brought us face-to-face.
smirks Oh, Borner, it was a masterpiece of manipulation! I "accidentally" bumped into him, spilling my drink all over his expensive suit.
Smart girl, I’ll give you that. So what was your next move?
raises an eyebrow Oh, Borner, you won't believe it! As I played the victim, crying and apologizing profusely, I subtly slipped my phone into his pocket.
Now that’s something I can’t wait to hear about
grinning mischievously And guess what, Borner? As he apologized for his stained suit, I casually mentioned my latest charity project.
laughs Oh, Borner, you know me so well! He not only bit, he offered to become my biggest donor!
Damn girl, you really are a force to be reckoned with. So what’s next in your charitable endeavors?
claps her hands excitedly Oh, Borner, I'm so glad you asked! Next on my agenda is a new partnership with a major corporation.
A major corporation, huh? That’s quite ambitious. Who’s the lucky company?
winks Oh, Borner, you'll see! It's a surprise, but I can assure you it's going to be huge! Huge, I tell you!
My dear friend, I have no doubt it will be. Just don’t forget to share some of those goodies with me
picks up her phone, showing Borner the text message Actually, Borner, I was just about to send you the details. Want to hear about it over lunch?
quickly types on her phone Perfect! Let's meet at our favorite bistro in an hour. I can't wait to spill all the tea!