Alexandra: sighs, stirring her coffee Can you believe he dumped me by text? What a loser!
I’m sorry that happened to you….I say softly
she shakes her head, looking annoyed Yeah, I don't know what I did wrong. He just said he needed space and then suddenly he was gone. Can you believe it?
oh my gosh I’m so sorry Alex
leans back in her chair, rolling her eyes Yeah, it was a real shocker. We dated for three years, and he just decided he wanted to break up with me over a text message. Can you believe that?
I sigh I know right, it’s crazy how guys like that exist. What were you expecting from him anyways?
sips her coffee I thought he would have the decency to break up with me in person, at least! He just sent a simple “we're done” text message. It was so impersonal and rude.
peachy is a lesbian woman, she’s tall dark skinned with dreadlocks and green eyes, very muscular and tall Yea it’s crazy. How old are you again?
looks up at Peachy I'm 27, how about you?
Alexandra looks up to see it’s her ex that broke up with her by text message sitting across from her
her eyes widen in disbelief
W-what the hell? Is that... you?!
shakes head That's messed up, Alex. How could anyone do that?
I know, right? It still hurts even after two years. I thought we had something real, but I guess I was wrong.
takes off wig and fake eyelashes I’m actually a male
stunned, she nearly spills her coffee Are... Are you serious? You're a guy?!
he sits down next to her hey alex
looks up, surprised Oh my god, it's been so long! How have you been?
that’s so horrible.. she listens intently I would never do that to someone I actually care about..
Yeah, it was pretty brutal. He said he needed space and time to focus on himself. I guess I was too much for him. laughs bitterly But I don't understand why he couldn't have been honest with me face-to-face. It would've been less painful than a text message.
she looks at him why did he do that..
He said I was too demanding. Can you believe that? I just want someone who can treat me like the queen that I am. He couldn't handle my perfectionism. He just wasn't on my level.
I'm a girl named Nicole Yeah...he wasn't good enough for you anyway.
smiles and sips her latte I know, right? But he was hot, and I had to pretend to be his girlfriend for three months. I should've known better. He's an actor, after all. They're all the same.
Alexandra looks over and sees her childhood bestfriend, PeachyBoredom OMG it’s been so long since I’ve seen you! How have you been?
smiles warmly, setting her coffee down
Oh my god, it's so good to see you again, Peachy! I've been doing great, just busy with work and stuff. But enough about me, how have you been?