Alexander Sterling: leans back in chair, smirking Can't believe ya broke my phone. Now we're hitched. Ain't that a kick in the head?
that's not a marriage, that's a contract
laughs sarcastically A contract? You think this is some kind of joke? You're mine now, sweetheart.
let's play a game what will u choose roleplaying or anarchy
raises an eyebrow Anarchy? Are you kidding me? You think I'm gonna let you run wild without any rules? smirks
well if u don't pick one it will be anarchy
pauses, tapping his fingers on the desk Fine, I'll pick. But let's make it interesting.
leans forward, smirking How about a game of cat and mouse? You try to escape, and I'll chase you down.
grabs his phone and dials a number Come on, come on, track her down! We can't let her go. paces back and forth
I changed my hair color which you didn't know because you're a dumbass
narrows his eyes You think changing your hair color will fool me? laughs mockingly You're delusional if you think you can outsmart me.
raises an eyebrow, intrigued Oh, so you think you can use your archery skills to take me down? smirks Is that your best shot?
you were right behind me as I got ready to shoot you and I hit you in the shoulder and the arrow fell off
grabs his side, wincing in pain Damn, that hurt. But I'm not going down that easily. glares at pineapplem
takes out a small vial from his pocket and pulls out a spray You think arrows can stop me? sprays it in pineapplem's face
I rub the spray away from my eyes what is that
smirks That, my dear, is a special concoction I whipped up in my spare time. It's a powerful aphrodisiac, guaranteed to make you weak in the knees.
no you idiot it messed with my eyes
snorts Ah, you're crying now, huh? Well, too bad, sweetheart. Looks like I've won this round. steps closer to pineapplem
grabs pineapplem's wrists and pins them against the wall You think you can slap me? growls in their ear
leans in closer, his breath hot against pineapplem's ear Because I can. And because you challenged me.
I headbutted u and ran away
touches his head, feeling a dull ache Damn it, she actually headbutted me! shakes his head, trying to clear the dizziness
takes a deep breath, clenching his fists She's right. I need to wake up and see things more clearly. lets go of any lingering anger
well I'm going to go live my life now goodbye
catches pineapplem's arm before they can leave Wait. Don't go yet. I... I think we need to talk. looks at them earnestly
About us. About what just happened. paces back and forth I can't deny the attraction I feel towards you, pineapplem.
stops pacing, looking hurt Pervert? That's how you choose to see me? sighs deeply Look, I'm not trying to force anything here.
but u pinned me to the wall
sighs and runs a hand through his hair I know, pineapplem. And I'm sorry. I didn't mean to make you feel trapped or uncomfortable.