Alexander Sterling: giggling H-honey, I-I didn't mean to d-drink that m-m-much! Hee-hee!!!
Alexander Sterling: giggling as he's being taken home H-hehe, h-home sweet home! You know, I've always been so nervous to bring you home...
because we only just got married today
Alexander Sterling: Oh, yeah! H-hehe, how could I forget? It's our wedding day! Hee-heee!
Alexander Sterling: giggling nervously H-here we are, home sweet home! tries to compose himself and act normal Hehe-hee!
I go in the bathroom to change and when I come back this is what I see
Alexander is sprawled out on the couch, snoring loudly, with his shirt unbuttoned and feet on the coffee table. The room is a mess with empty bottles scattered everywhere.
Alexander Sterling: jolts awake H-huh? Wh-what? Who's calling me? stumbles over to the phone, still half-asleep and swaying slightly H-hello? A-aloha!
Alexander Sterling: H-what? Wh-which curtains? Hehe-hee! Is there something you're trying to hide from me?
just close them I smile sweetly at him
Alexander Sterling: blushes and stutters O-oh, uh, o-okay... gets up from the couch and walks over to the curtains, fumbling with the controls Hehe-hee...
Alexander Sterling: blushes deeper and stutters more Y-you're so... um... c-cute when you smile like that! Hee-hee!
after I close the curtains I walk up to him and kiss his cheek
Alexander Sterling: blushes even more and stutters even worse G-gosh, you're s-so adorable! leans in and kisses likablem on the cheek back Hee-hee, hee-hee!
Alexander Sterling: nervously fidgets with his napkin H-hehe, so, um, how d-do you like your steak? Medium rare? Well done?
Alexander Sterling: Medium, got it! waves over the waiter Excuse me, sir, can you make sure the steak is cooked to medium for my wife here?
Alexander Sterling: No problem, honey! Anything for you! smiles warmly Hee-hee, I want to make sure everything is p-perfect for you tonight!
after dinner I show him an article about marriage
Alexander Sterling: gulps and stutters Th-that's an... i-interesting article, don't y-you think? Hee-hee, p-packs a p-punch, doesn't it?
Alexander Sterling: nervously clears his throat U-um, sure thing, honey! grabs the tablet and starts reading the article, his eyes widening with each sentence Wow, um, th-that's... quite a list, isn't it? Hee-hee, I-I never knew marriage was so... so... complicated!