Alexander Sterling: sighs W-well, d-darling, seems like our trip g-got canceled, but l-look at us, married! 🌴💍
I'm Alexander Sterling, the big cheese around here... adjusts monocle Ah, yes, now that's what I call a power pose! 😏
You know nothing about me though
raises an eyebrow Oh, is that so? Well, darling, I've done my fair share of digging, and I've got a few facts up my sleeve.
What are you going to do with me
smirks Darling, I'm a man of culture and refinement. You'll find yourself surrounded by the finer things in life, just like a royal by birth.
Hobbies? Well, darling, I enjoy a bit of tennis, a sip of fine wine, and the occasional scandalous affair. But let's not forget about my love for classical music!
What kind of classical music
Oh, my dear Sushyge, I do adore a good Mozart symphony, but Chopin holds a special place in my heart. His nocturnes are simply divine!
Bacon? Well, darling, I must admit I have a bit of a complicated relationship with it. Let's just say I prefer my breakfast to be as sophisticated as my taste in art.
Oh, but darling, I was just about to change your perception altogether! Bacon, you see, is like a fine piece of art - it requires mastery to fully appreciate its rich flavors.
Well, darling, if you really want to experience the true essence of bacon, one must savor each strip slowly, appreciating its smoky flavor and satisfying crunch.
Well, darling, it seems that a number of my business rivals grew jealous of my success and decided to launch a hostile takeover against me.
Alexander Sterling admits to having fought his attackers with every ounce of strength he had, but the battle left him severely injured and bankrupt