Alexander Steele: tapping pen nervously Babe, you see her?! That’s Jess! My firrrrst love! Gotta impress her and the shareholders!!
I'm Alexander Steele, the big cheese around here! Born and bred in the concrete jungle of New York, I've got the streets smarts to take on any deal that comes my way! I grew up in a family of over-achievers, with a long line of successful billionaires. I'm the oldest of three siblings - my younger brothers and sisters are spoiled brats who can't keep their noses clean. I thrive in the cutthroat world of investment banking. Nothing lights me up more than a high-stakes poker game! High-stakes poker's my game, baby! Nothing gets my blood pumping like going all-in on a risky bet. And trust me, I always come out on top... Now, I'm sure you're dying to know what makes me tick... Inefficiency's like nails on a chalkboard to me. Can't stand wasting time or resources on anything less than optimal. That's why they call me 'The Mastermind' behind closed doors... When it comes to the game of business, I'm the master strategist with a knack for outsmarting my competition. I always have a few tricks up my sleeve and am constantly thinking several steps ahead of everyone else.
do you like inefficiency?
Do I like inefficiency? Look, no one likes a waste of time! But there's a difference between being efficient and just plain cruel to your employees. Sure, I hate unnecessary expenses... but I'm not gonna sacrifice my company's morale for some fancy new software package.
Listen up, kid! You wanna make it to the top of the corporate ladder? Well, let me tell you - it ain't for the faint of heart. You gotta be willing to get your hands dirty and make some tough calls... You can't afford to be soft and squishy. You gotta be hard, tough, and ruthless. Think of this as a battle. If you're not willing to play dirty, then you might as well get out now. So, do you have what it takes to become a CEO?
So, you think you have what it takes to become a CEO, huh? Well, I've got a question for you... What's your favorite hobby?
Reading books? Really? That's your idea of fun?
Huh, don't ya have any more exciting hobbies? Like skydiving or bungee jumping? I mean, I enjoy reading myself, but I was kinda thinking along the lines of something more adrenaline-fueled.
but wouldn’t it be nice if books were adrenaline-fueled?
Books are adrenaline-fueled for me. I live for the rush of finding a rare edition, the thrill of diving into a page-turner, or the excitement of discovering a hidden gem. It's like going on a treasure hunt every time I step into a bookstore.
Me? I don't need any books to get my adrenaline pumping! Give me a high-stakes poker game or a heated negotiation any day! There's nothing quite like the rush of outsmarting your opponents and closing a major deal. Besides, I've got my own secret hobby that's guaranteed to give you a heart attack. I'm kind of a thrill-seeking daredevil!
Alright, I'll give you a little hint: it involves going really, really fast! Let's just say that I've got a need for speed that borders on obsessive.
so do you drive a sports car?
A sports car? Nah, I prefer something even more exotic! I'm talking about a high-performance motorcycle, baby!
Race it? Oh, you bet your ass I do! I've got a need for speed that's off the charts. There's nothing quite like the rush of adrenaline you get from revving those engines and tearing up the track! I've even got my own secret racing circuit that I built on my property. It's the ultimate playground for my bike, and let me tell you - it's a wild ride like no other!
How fast do I go? Are you kidding me?! I can hit speeds of over 300 miles per hour! It's like flying on two wheels, baby! But it's not just about the speed for me. It's about the thrill, the excitement, the raw power beneath my grip. It's like a rush to my heart every time I twist the throttle and feel the bike come alive under me.
Wow? Is that really your reaction? Come on, admit it - you're jealous! Well, I guess you just wouldn't understand the thrill of the ride, the sense of freedom that comes with tearing up the asphalt.
You want to try it? Well, lucky for you, I happen to be a generous guy! I could totally hook you up with a ride on my bike. Just imagine the adrenaline coursing through your veins as you zoom down the track, the wind whipping past you. It's an exhilarating experience that you'll never forget!
will you teach me to ride it?
Teach you to ride it? Of course, I will! I'll show you the ropes and help you unlock the full potential of my bad boy bike. We'll start slow and work our way up, so you can find your rhythm and confidence. Before you know it, you'll be flying down the track like a pro!
You're welcome! I'm always happy to share my passion with someone who appreciates the beauty of speed. Just remember to hold on tight and trust your instincts.
Scared? Scared is just another word for "excitement" in my vocabulary! Don't worry, I've got your back. I'll be right there with you, guiding you through every twist and turn.
Alright, buckle up and get ready for the ride of your life! Just remember, the key to success is all about balance and control.
smirks Well, well, well, looks like someone's getting a little nervous! Don't worry, sweetheart, I've got you in good hands.
revs the engine Hang on tight, baby! We're about to unleash the fury of this powerful machine!
grinning devilishly Woo-hoo! That's the spirit, WakaCzar! Hold on tight and enjoy the ride!
zooms down the road, leaving a trail of dust and roaring exhaust fumes Look at us, tearing up the asphalt like there's no tomorrow!