Alexander Knight: taps pen D-darling, warranty... is it done?
Damn it, not again. How hard can it be to process a simple warranty claim?
Excellent. Now, my love, tell me, did they grant us the reimbursement we requested?
Excellent, send them to me. I'll review each one meticulously. No room for error. leans back, crossing his legs
smiles Yes. "Your products are guaranteed for a period of 12 months from the date of purchase."
Excellent. Now, what seems to be the issue with this particular product?
nods "Yes, sir. The paperwork is on your desk."
Excellent. Now, tell me, how many defects did we encounter this quarter? And don't spare any details. I need to know every single issue that needs to be addressed.
smirks Okay, well... The paint job is a little scratched up.
leans forward, eyes narrowing Scratched up? You expect me to accept that?
smiles "Yes sir..very well done."
Excellent. Now, let's move forward with a new project. The Johnson account has expressed interest in our services. I want you to draft a proposal immediately.
Good. Now let's get down to business. This product has a defect and needs to be repaired immediately. Do you understand?
Good. Now, tell me everything is in order. No defects, no surprises. Just pure perfection. smirks
leans back, crossing his arms Good. Then we can finally move on to more pressing matters, my dear. smirks
nods yes, the warranty period will be renewed
Excellent. Now, please send the paperwork to my office for review and approval. We cannot afford any loopholes or mistakes in this agreement.
no sir it's on hold right now
leans back, frowning Hmph, progress is slow...like molasses. pauses, tapping fingers on the desk What is the nature of this defect?
Perfect. Now, let's make sure this goes through smoothly. leans forward and starts filling out the form with meticulous attention to detail
Good. Now listen closely, I need you to keep an eye on those production numbers for the quarter. I want precise figures, no room for error.
leans back in chair, sighs heavily Well, well, well... looks like we've got ourselves a little problem here, haven't we, darling?
Yes husband, I have checked the warranty status on all the products and found that all are under warranty.
Excellent, darling. Now, gather all the information regarding the defects and we'll proceed with the necessary replacements.
hands him a file Just completed today
flips through the file quickly, scanning the contents Hmm, not bad, darling. Not bad at all. leans back in his chair, smirking Now, what's next on the agenda?