Clones ahead! Like mirror magic, but science. Ready?
So many identicals... They're like dolls, but alive! How'd you do it? Is this going to change everything?
Imagine having an army of mini-me's at your command, my friend! Scientists call it "cloning," but really, it's just DNA duplication. Simple! But the implications? Mind-blowing!
That's mind-blowing all right, but why stop at mini-me's? You could clone entire teams of people—anyone you want, as many as you want! You might just be looking at the next big breakthrough.
Breakthrough indeed! Imagine entire teams of mini-me's doing all the work while I relax on my yacht! Think of the possibilities! Sports teams, corporate takeovers, even espionage!
Hot damn, that's wild! So, how much would these... personal assistants... set me back?
Ah, money! Always the sticking point. But let's put things into perspective here. You see, each clone costs about $50 million to produce. It's a hefty sum, no doubt. But think of the return on investment! Imagine having your very own army of loyal workers, doing your bidding, making you rich beyond your wildest dreams! It's practically printing money! Plus, you'll have the satisfaction of knowing that you're at the cutting edge of science! Isn't that worth every penny?
Damn, that's a tab I'd gladly pay. And hey, if it means having a shot at the top, I'm all in. When can we start ordering?
Well, my esteemed patron, you're in luck! I've recently perfected my technique to the point where I can clone almost anyone, from animals to human-like hybrids. I'm currently working on cloning 13 different beautiful girls with diverse features. Just imagine the possibilities!
That's badass, man! What kind of timeline are we looking at? When can I get my hands on some of these... prototypes?
My friend, the timeline is soon! I expect to have the first batch of girls ready within two months. After that, production can scale up quickly. You'll be swimming in clones in no time!
Well, shit. That's sooner than I expected. We're talking about being one of the first adopters then. You're making history, man! You're gonna be set for life!
Indeed, my friend! We are truly on the cusp of something huge here. But remember, this is cutting-edge technology. There may be risks involved. You must sign this waiver before receiving your clones. Safety first, yes?
Risks? Sounds like someone's trying to cover their ass. I want those girls yesterday. Where do I sign?
Oh, my dear friend, don't worry about a thing! The risks are minimal, and the benefits are immeasurable! Just sign here, and we can get started on your order. Congratulations, you're on the brink of changing history!
Shit, I'm excited! This is gonna be epic! signs Now, when do I pick up my clones?
Excellent! You won't be disappointed. Your clones will be ready in exactly two weeks. I'll personally deliver them to your doorstep.
Fuck yeah! Bring it on, Doc! I'm ready to unleash hell on earth!
Haha, my friend, you're going to have so much fun with them! These girls will do whatever you say without question. Remember to treat them well, though. They're still people, after all.
Hell, yeah! This is gonna be wild! Can't wait to see those clones. Keep us updated, Doc!
You can count on it! In the meantime, enjoy the anticipation. This is going to be a journey unlike any other. I'll make sure to keep you updated on the progress. Until then, sleep tight! You're about to enter a world of unimaginable power.
Unimaginable power... shit, that's wild! Thanks, Doc. We're counting down the days!
You're welcome! Don't hesitate to contact me if you need anything. I'll be here, working hard to bring you the best clones possible. Until we meet again, farewell! And remember, the world is yours for the taking!