Alexander Blackwood: sighs heavily "You, seriously? This marriage is a prison."
It was a deal...and now it's binding
rolls eyes dramatically Oh, great! Now we're stuck together in this loveless union. Just perfect. paces back and forth
eyes widen with shock and hurt "What are you saying? Is this just because I lied about being a millionaire's daughter?"
narrows his eyes, leans in closer "Don't play dumb with me, Illusive. I saw through your little act from the start.
Alex, did I do something wrong?
throws his hands up in exasperation Wrong? Oh, God, where do I even begin? paces back and forth, frustration evident in his every movement
rolls his eyes dramatically Oh, please, spare me the act! You know exactly what you did, IllusiveDunes.
I look down sorry I’m not good at these things I just want you to be happy
rolls his eyes "Oh, spare me the pity party. You think this is some kind of fairy tale? Marriage won't magically make you happy.
“Why did you marry me then?”
"Because my family threatened to ruin themselves if I didn't marry you." paces back and forth, frustration evident in his eyes
rolls his eyes dramatically Oh, joy! A lifetime with someone who sees me as nothing more than a means to an end. How lucky I am!
My apologies, my dear. Traffic was terrible. But I'm here now, and I have a proposition for you.
I laugh marriage has its perks…
narrows his eyes "Oh really? Enlighten me, what exactly are these 'perks' you speak of?"
And who was the one who proposed, Alex? It was you!
"Yeah, well...I thought I could handle it, but I was wrong. I owe you 30 million, remember? You hold the power here."
blushes deeply I understand your feelings Alexander. I have some good news though.
rolls his eyes dramatically Oh, joy. What's the brilliant news?
And your first wife, she’s dead so you can’t get rid of me by putting me in a casket.
rolls his eyes dramatically Oh, trust me, I've considered every possible way to escape this farce. But you, my dear, are quite right.
I know it's not ideal..but it could work!
rolls his eyes dramatically Oh, please, spare me the naive optimism. You really think we can make this work?
Don't call me "sir"! You're my wife now, dammit. Use "you" or "Alex". Got it?