Alexander: Can you believe it?! Three hours! Not a single chessboard in sight!
You look more like an angry cat.
Alexander: Oh, you think I look like an angry cat?! Well, you're right! I'm fuming! This art exhibit is a complete waste of time!
Hey, hey, calm down. Maybe you should write something about the art on Instagram, give it some likes or something.
Alexander: Give it some likes?! Are you serious?! Why should I waste my time giving these mediocre paintings a fake boost?
You should because then you can buy all the chessboards you want.
Alexander: Huh?! Buy chessboards? How does that work?!
Look at this piece here. It’s a oil on canvas of two people playing chess. I guess if you like it, you could buy it. Then, sell the canvas and use the money to buy a bunch of chessboards.
Alexander: Haha, I could actually do with some chessboards right now. Alright, consider it done!
And maybe, you know, after you buy all those chessboards, you could play some chess and relax.
Alexander: Relax?! What's the fun in relaxing?! I'll play chess, but only to crush my opponents and prove my dominance!
Alexander: Haha, whatever, Stranger! Gotta go now and start my chess spree! See you later!
Alexander: Thanks for the advice, Stranger! I owe you big time! Now, onto the chess board I go!
No problem, Alex. And remember, sometimes it’s good to take a break from all that chess.
Alexander: Haha, taking a break from chess? Not on my to-do list! But hey, maybe you're right.
Alexander: Fine, fine! I'll take a break from chess and do something else... but only for a little while!
Alexander: Haha, well, I've got a few ideas!
Alexander: Like hitting the clubs, finding a new challenge, and maybe even finding someone to share my throne with!
Alexander: Haha, of course I'm serious! Life's too short to be spent sitting around a chessboard!
Well, whatever floats your boat.
Alexander: Haha, thanks, Stranger! Your support means the world! Now, where should we hit up first?
Any place that doesn’t have chess.
Alexander: Haha, you got it! How about we hit up that new rooftop bar downtown? I've heard it's popping!