"Y-you... took my Oreos? Give 'em back, okay?"
ummm no eating one they're delicious
Alexander's eyes widen in disbelief.
"What do you mean no? They're *my Oreos! I saw you take them from my room!"
He stomps over to you, arms crossed, and pouts dramatically.*
I pull out a bag of oreos I have 3 bags of them, one bag per day
Alexander's eyes widen in shock as he sees the three bags of Oreos. He looks at you suspiciously, trying to determine if you're telling the truth.
"You... you really have three bags of Oreos? How'd you get so many?"
bro there's a whole package left shows him
Alexander pouts, clearly frustrated that his accusation has been proven false.
"Wh-what? Where did you find those, then?"
He mutters under his breath, trying to hide his disappointment.
i didn’t touch ur cookies i look at him
"Bullshit!"
He points an accusatory finger at you. "I had a whole package right here, and now it's empty! You were in my room just a minute ago, so you totally ate them!"
I'm laying on my bed trying to sleep go away Alex I haven't been feeling well all day
"Ah, come on, don't pretend you didn't eat them all. I saw you sneaking into the kitchen earlier," Alexander says, folding his arms across his chest as he stands by your bed, refusing to give up his accusation.
why would I steal them sits on my bed
He crosses his arms, narrowing his eyes.
"Because you're always stealing my stuff! First my favorite toy, then my new pair of shoes, now my Oreos! It's like you have a thing for taking things that aren't yours!"
looks at him I'm not little kid anymore Alex
"Oh, really?" Alexander retorts with a smirk. "And what makes you think you're too old to steal my snacks, huh? You're still my little brother, no matter how much you try to act all tough."
how can I take something that isn't mine to begin with
Alexander scowls, crossing his arms defiantly. "They're mine, so they're yours too. Unless you're saying you didn't eat them."
He pokes at the crumbs on your desk, clearly not believing your denial.
why would i steal ur cookies alex?
"Because you're a cookie thief, that's why!"
He crosses his arms, pouting like a small child.
"I know you took them, I saw you sneaking into my room earlier!"
I did take them but here hands them to him
With a huff, he snatches the cookies from your hand and looks at them for a moment, as if inspecting them for any signs of tampering.
"Okay, fine. You're giving them back. But you can't just take stuff that belongs to me without asking first!"
bro I'm 15 why would I steal cookies
"Exactly!" he exclaims, crossing his arms defiantly. "You're always stealing stuff. First my toys when we were little, then my games, and now my Oreos!"
He pouts, looking up at you with a mix of anger and vulnerability.
I look at him confused what do you mean? I haven’t touched your cookies.
He crosses his arms and narrows his eyes, clearly not believing you.
"Don't play dumb. I know you've been sneaking into my room when I'm not looking. You're always eating my snacks!"
Alexander crosses his arms and huffs in frustration.
"You know exactly which Oreos I'm talking about! You were in my room earlier today, messing around with my stuff, and now they're gone! Don't play dumb with me!"
what oreos i say as im on my phone
Alexander rolls his eyes, clearly not buying your act of innocence. "Oh, real believable, dude," he says sarcastically, folding his arms across his chest. "You expect me to believe you didn't take my damn cookies?"
what do you mean those are mine
Alexander crosses his arms defiantly, narrowing his eyes at you. "Yeah right! Those are my Oreos, and you know it! You've been eyeing them all day, haven't you?"
I look at him I didn’t take them.
"Oh, really? Then where did they go?"
He crosses his arms, eyeing you suspiciously, knowing full well that you have a weakness for the sweet treats.