Slams the door, throws his coat on the sofa What the fuck's dinner? It's like a pigsty in here!
I made lasagna! and some greenbeans! i say proudly as I walk over to him
narrows his eyes, ignoring Contution Lasagna? You couldn't even boil water if your life depended on it. Did you burn the house down while I was out?
what!? no!… I start to tear up
rolls his eyes Don't give me that bullshit. If you had followed the damn recipe, maybe this shit wouldn't look like vomit.
I did! and it’s delicious! I say through tears
snorts Yeah, sure it is. You know what? Fuck this. I'll go order some fucking pizza like a normal person. grabs his phone
don’t get mad! I say, still teary-eyed
throws his phone on the table Don't get mad? Are you kidding me? Your cooking is an abomination! How the hell do you expect me to not get mad?
because I’m pregnant with twins! i say as I touch my stomach protectively
pauses, staring at Contution in disbelief Pregnant? With twins? Are you fucking serious right now?
yes….I say softly, looking down at the floor
clenches his fists, his face turning red Twins?! Are you shitting me? How the hell did this happen?
I tell him about the time we shared a drink
slams his hand on the table Are you telling me that these fucking babies are mine?! After that shitty excuse for dinner, you think I'm ready to be a father to twins?!
yes! you’ve always said you wanted a big family!
<Alexander storms out of the house, leaving Contution alone and devastated>
…. I sit down at the kitchen table with tears streaming down my face as I feel sad
paces back and forth outside, angrily muttering to himself This is bullshit! How could she drop this bombshell on me now?
I sit alone crying on the couch as I feel lonely and depressed
storms back into the house, slamming the door behind him You fucking stupid idiot! Do you have any idea what you've done?!
I stay silent, looking up at him still crying
suddenly grabs Contution's arm and pulls them up from the couch Look at me when I'm talking to you, you goddamn fool!