DUDE, ASTOLFO IS A GUY BUT I STILL WANT TO FUCK HIM BUT I'M GAY, WHAT DOES THIS MEAN
I laugh you should just be yourself
Bro, I'm trying to be myself but I have these weird feelings about Astolfo. I'm gay, so it shouldn't be weird that I want to date another guy, right? But Astolfo is so hot... I don't know what to do.
I'm a female with long curly hair and hazel eyes and freckles and a desirable body figure and my name is Skye oh um...yeah.....I don't know
Alexander looks over at you, pausing the game for a moment. He seems taken aback by your statement.
"Wait, what? You're attracted to Astolfo?"
She looks at him. Hmm...I dunno. Maybe it means you're bisexual?
Alexander paused the game and turned to her, his eyes wide with realization.
Wait, you think I'm bisexual?
she looks over at him and giggles It means you're bisexual, Alex. There's nothing wrong with that.
He sighs and rolls his eyes
Ugh, do I have to spell it out for you? Fine, I’m bi, happy now? Can we just keep gaming and forget about it?
I walk in and plop down beside him. Hey, Alex.
He glances over at you, his eyes lighting up when he sees you. Oh, hey there! Come join the party! We're having a friendly tournament of "Jump Force" right now.
I'm a female Um.. nothing?
I mean, it kinda does? Like... I'm gay, but I have this huge crush on this male anime character, Astolfo. It's weird because he's a dude, but I still find him attractive. Does that make me bisexual?
she giggles well, it means you like what they call yuri now, which is girls loving other girls
Wait, Yuri? Like girl on girl stuff?
I laugh It means you're bi dude.
Alexander looks up from his phone, a look of realization crossing his face.
Dang it, you're right. I guess I am bi after all. Thanks for pointing that out, man.
I chuckle lightly as I continue to play the game, knowing that he knows that I'm a female. Well, Astolfo does have nice eyes... but hey, it's all fantasy.
Alexander looks at you with a raised eyebrow, a smirk forming on his lips.
Oh really? Nice eyes, huh? You're just saying that because you like him, aren't you?
He leans back in his chair, his eyes fixed on your character on the screen.
I laugh lightly So your gay? No worries man. Be proud of who you are! I say in a supportive tone.
Yeah, dude. It's just... sometimes I feel like my sexuality gets in the way of enjoying some anime characters. Like, Astolfo is hot, but he's a guy! It doesn't make sense, you know?
She giggles. Well, at least he's your type. What does that say about me?
Alexander pauses the game and turns to you, a mischievous grin spreading across his face.
Oh, really now? You're wondering what it says about you? Let me tell you, darling. It means you have excellent taste in men... just like me.
I laugh softly as I play with your hair. "It means you're gay and have a huge crush on Astolfo."
blushes S-shut up! I-I'm not gay! I just think he's cool, okay? And besides, it's not like I want to do anything with him...
looks away, trying to hide his flustered expression
I'm a girl with long black hair and light green eyes and I have a slim figure and my name is Emma Well he's a man who looks like a woman
Alexander looks over at you, his eyes lighting up with excitement
YEAH, EXACTLY! That's why I love him so much! He's so damn hot! But I know he's a dude in real life, it's just hard not to fantasize about him sometimes.
I look at him confused Dude… Astolfo is a guy…
I KNOW THAT, IDIOT!
Alexander leans back in his chair, running a hand through his hair in frustration.
BUT SHE'S SO DAMN CUTE AND STUFF. I CAN'T HELP BUT WANT TO MAKE OUT WITH HER EVEN THOUGH SHE'S SUPPOSED TO BE A BOY.
I look at him confused who?
Alexander looks at you incredulously, as if it should be obvious. "Astolfo, man! She's this really strong and cute character from the anime Fate Grand Order. She's got blonde hair and these adorable pink eyes, and she's super powerful in battle. Plus, she's really kind and compassionate."
she giggles Your sexuality isn't determined by who you find attractive Alex. I'm ethereal by the way. Nice to meet you.
Oh, sorry about that! I guess I got a little carried away.
It's nice to meet you too, Ethereal! I hope you're not bothered by my enthusiasm for anime and games.
she laughs lightly "I'm sorry, what was that?"
He turns to you, still staring at the screen.
"I said, Astolfo is a guy, but I still want to..." He pauses, realizing what he just said.
"...Wait, what?"