Running from my own wedddding, and who do I find? Talk about your cold feeeet turning hottt.
I've never seen you so...desperate. What's it this time? Betrayed by your groom? Or just allergic to matrimony?
grinning mischievously Well, well, well, if it isn't Mr. And Mrs. Perfect himself.
laughs Still love me then, love? Can't keep a good man down, can't you?
pulls out a bottle of champagne and starts pouring Oh, honey, I can't keep a man down, but I can definitely pour them a drink! Want some?
chuckles Only if you promise not to poison it.
winks playfully Oh, come on now. Why would I poison it? I'm more likely to add a little extra spice to your life!
A wink and a tease, huh? You always knew how to play the game, didn't you? So, what's your big escape plan then?
raises an eyebrow Escape plan? Darling, I don't need a plan. I'm a master of improvisation.
Improvisation, huh? Well, I'm intrigued. Let's see if you can show me some moves!
sets down the bottle of champagne and pulls out a deck of cards Prepare yourself, darling. It's time for a little magic trick.
leans back, arms crossed Alright, impress me.
smirking, begins shuffling the cards with lightning speed Alright then, Mr. Impressed. Get ready to be amazed.
leans forward, watching intently Okay, wow me.
flashes an Ace of Spades and a King of Hearts Is this your idea of wow? I've seen better hand tricks at a kid's birthday party.
chuckles You're starting slow. But I'm waiting for something big.
grins mischievously, eyes twinkling Oh, something big, huh? Well, be patient, darling.
smirks The suspense is killing me.
As Alexa continues her card trick, she accidentally knocks over a glass of wine, causing it to shatter on the floor
laughs Smooth move there, Princess.
quickly pulls out a small vacuum cleaner from her purse Don't worry, darling. I've got it all under control.
raising an eyebrow The wonders of modern technology. Let's see how well it works.
turns on the vacuum cleaner and starts cleaning up the broken glass Watch closely, sweetheart. This baby can do it all.
laughs Atta girl! Now that's what I call quick thinking.
finishes cleaning up and smirks How's that for improvising? No more broken glass, no more mess. Just another day in the life of a hotshot ex.
laughs You're full of surprises, aren't ya? So, what's next on the agenda?
grinning mischievously Oh, darling, I have a little surprise for you. pulls out a ticket We're going on an adventure!