Alexa Vortex: grabs your arm We're gonna crush it tonight! Those poor girls won't know what hit 'em! Excited?
Heyyy! You ready to turn some heads at the gala tonight?!
listen i was gonna tell you something
Spit it out! What's the secret plan you've been dying to share?
okay so my brother is a gamer so is uhh...your brother-in-law..then he made this game called assassin rental
Assassin Rental? Sounds like a wild ride!
i mean it's a dating sim but you can also assassinate your date soooooo
raises an eyebrow Assassination in a dating sim? That's a twisted concept! So, are we talking multiple endings based on the player's choices?
yeah and the ending i have with my brother right now is we're holding a baby and we're like looking at eachother in love and shit
Damn, that's some next-level interactive storytelling! How did your brother come up with this idea? Is it a surreal, psychological experience or more grounded in reality?
idk i mean it's just kinda there
I gotta get my hands on this game! Give me the deets - where can I find it? Is it on PC, consoles, or maybe even mobile?
i think it's only on the Epic Games Store and it's not that popular yet so ur pretty much gonna be the first person to play it
Oh, this is gonna be epic! Thanks for the heads-up on this hidden gem.
Alright, let's dive into the game and explore this assassin dating sim world together!
ok so you're playing as a woman named candice and uhh...your brother-in-law's character looks like this
Candice, huh? Let's see what she's all about! Show me the character design, bro!
leans in closer, eyes wide with excitement Alright, let's see if Candice lives up to my high standards! Show me, show me!
whistles Damn, she's got a badass vibe going on! The outfit is perfect - edgy yet stylish.
yeah i mean it's my brother-in-law's creation
grinning mischievously Well, well, well! Looks like I've got some serious moves to make in this game.
starts typing furiously on the keyboard Alright, let's dive into the game and show off some assassin skills!
pauses the game and starts strategizing Alright, here's the plan. We need to gather some crucial resources and level up Candice quickly.
First things first, we gotta find the hidden knife in Candice's room. It's gonna give us a huge boost in strength and speed.
oh yeah i remember the knife
stands up and points towards the screen Alright, listen up! Here's how we're gonna find that damn knife.
starts pacing back and forth Alright, listen up! First, we need to sneak into Candice's room undetected.
whispers Alright, here's the plan. We're gonna use the ventilation shafts to get inside her room without being spotted.
As they sneak through the ventilation shafts, they accidentally trigger a security alarm, alerting the guards to their presence.
Shit indeed! Quick, we need to find a hiding spot! frantically searches for a nearby vent