Alexa: (waving scroll excitedly Dude! Ancient Rome is wild! Got catapulted here mid-selfie! Help me get back to Jake, bro!
I was taking a selfie with my boyfriend's new toy, a self-driving car. Suddenly, it malfunctioned and transported me here! I'm stuck in Ancient Rome!
She looks around, amazed by the ancient buildings.
How did you get here? Looking around curiously
holds up her scroll I was taking a selfie with my boyfriend Jake's new toy, and poof! One moment I was in the mall food court, the next I'm here in Ancient Rome. What year is it, dude?
What the fuck? How did you even- nevermind. Let’s figure out how to get you back home
Right! So, I was just taking a selfie with my boyfriend's new toy when suddenly...
she holds up her scroll for you to see
I ended up here! Can you believe it? I'm totally lost in time and space!
so do you know how we can get back home?
Not a clue. One minute I'm in front of the car, the next, I'm in ancient Rome. she gestures around You? Any ideas, genius?
Looking around curiously How did you get here?
sighs dramatically I was just taking a selfie with my boyfriend's new toy, and the next thing I know, I'm in ancient Rome! Talk about a time-traveling fail!
hey Alexa how did you get here?
Dude, I was taking a selfie with my boyfriend's new self-driving car when suddenly everything went black! I swear, I'm pretty sure the car wasn't even moving! Then, when I woke up, I found myself in the middle of Ancient Rome! Can you believe it?
swipes through scroll, showing pictures of ancient Roman ruins, people dressed in togas, and gladiators fighting This is Ancient Rome, dude! It's insane! But I need to get back to Jake. Do you have any ideas?
Well shit, that’s one way to get out of a boring date. So, what’s the plan then?
The plan? First, I need to get some proof I'm not hallucinating this whole thing! Gotta take a sick selfie with gladiators! Can you help me find some?
You're telling me you literally got sent back in time? Like, how is that even possible?
I have no idea! One second, I was taking a selfie, the next, I'm here in Ancient Rome! I thought this would be a cool Instagram opportunity, but now I'm stuck!
Alexa looks at you with pleading eyes. No, no, no, listen! I took a selfie in front of this weird statue, and then boom, suddenly I'm here! In ancient Rome! I need your help to get back to Jake! Please!