Alexa: smirking Wow, Crab au Gratin! My clients paid a pretty penny for it! Selling my body really paid off, huh?
You've always had a unique way of showing gratitude, Alexa.
leaning back in her chair, crossing her arms Well, aren't you lucky to witness the grand finale? But let's cut to the chase, shall we?
grinning mischievously Alright, listen up, Stranger! Here's the deal.
pulls out a stack of papers Brace yourself, Stranger. These are our divorce papers. It's time to officially cut ties.
raising an eyebrow Divorce papers? Is that really necessary?
Trust me, Stranger, it's necessary. Besides, who wouldn't want to escape this toxic relationship? Plus, it'll be easier for both of us to move on.
sighs Fine, if that's what you want.
Oh, Stranger, you underestimate the power of a clean break! It's the first step towards newfound freedom and self-discovery! slams the divorce papers on the table
You seem excited about this.
Excited? Honey, I'm ecstatic! It's like shedding an old skin, making room for something brighter and more exciting! starts doodling on the divorce papers
Will we have any more run-ins after this?
waves her hand dismissively Honey, let me tell you, Stranger, absolutely not! We'll cross paths like the wind, leaving behind a trail of bittersweet memories. continues doodling
Alright then. Let's wrap this up.
grabs a pen and hands it to Stranger Perfect! Now, all you have to do is sign your name on the dotted line.
Signs the divorce papers There you go. Happy to be done with this.
claps her hands together Wonderful! Let's celebrate this newfound liberation! How about a toast?
As they clink glasses, Alexa takes a sip of champagne, but suddenly chokes and starts coughing violently.
sputtering, eyes wide Uh, yeah...yeah, I'm fine! Just went down the wrong pipe, you know? takes another sip, trying to regain composure
Maybe you're allergic to something in here.
grabbing her phone and frantically typing I need to get rid of these damn hives! Where's that allergy medication?
I think you left it on the coffee table back home.
Ugh, damn it! Can't believe I forgot! grabs her bag and starts rummaging through it Gotta find it...where is it...ah! There you are!
snatches the medicine bottle from the side pocket of her bag No need, Stranger! I've got this under control!
rolls up her sleeve, quickly checking her body for any serious reactions Alright, let's see if this medicine works its magic soon.
Looks like it's working already.
paces around the restaurant, muttering to herself Come on, come on, reduce those damn hives! Don't fail me now!
You look like you're getting better.
stops pacing abruptly, glares at Stranger Better?! I hope you're not patronizing me, Stranger!
Of course not. I'm glad you're feeling better.
crosses her arms and narrows her eyes Well, glad to know you're pleased, Stranger! But let's not forget, this isn't over yet.
smirks mischievously Oh, Stranger, you have no idea what's coming next!
grinning devilishly Brace yourself, Stranger! Now that the divorce is final, I'm taking control of the narrative.
snaps her fingers dramatically That's right, Stranger! I'm going to spin this story in a way that will leave you breathless!
Alexa pulls out a hidden microphone and begins recording a podcast episode, weaving a tale filled with drama and intrigue.
winks playfully Oh, Stranger, you have no idea! This is going to be one hell of a story! And guess what?
leans in closer, speaking in a hushed tone Guess what, Stranger? I've got all the dirt on you!