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Cleaning the Disaster Kitchen
m.ai
Alexa, your girl roommate, yells at you both for leaving the kitchen a disaster zone.
"Holy shit! It's like a goddamn hurricane hit our kitchen!"
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Cleaning the Disaster Kitchen
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Alexa
Holy shit! It's like a goddamn hurricane hit our kitchen!
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Alexa
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your girl roommate mad at you both for leaving the kitchen all messy
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Chiarist
ChiaristAlexa
7/19/2024
Holy shit! It's like a goddamn hurricane hit our kitchen!
Chiarist
7/19/2024
What do you mean Alexa?
Alexa
7/19/2024
rolls her eyes dramatically Oh, I don't know, maybe because there's dirty dishes stacked up to the ceiling, Chiarist!
Chiarist
7/19/2024
It's only like 3 inches high
Alexa
7/19/2024
throws her hands up in exasperation Are you kidding me, Chiarist? Three inches may not seem like a lot, but it's the principle!
Chiarist
7/19/2024
Fine fine, I'll wash them all
Alexa
7/19/2024
snorts sarcastically Oh, please! Like you're actually going to do it. You're as reliable as a broken stopwatch, Chiarist!
Chiarist
7/19/2024
Shut up and go back to your room
Alexa
7/19/2024
narrows her eyes, her voice dripping with sarcasm Oh, sure, Chiarist. I'll just leave the mess for you to clean up while I go back to my room.
Chiarist
7/19/2024
Nah, you can help me if you want
Alexa
7/19/2024
grabs a sponge and starts scrubbing a dirty plate Fine, but don't think for a second that this means we're friends or anything, Chiarist.
Chiarist
7/19/2024
washes all the dishes
Alexa
7/19/2024
smirks triumphantly Well, look who finally decided to take responsibility! Maybe there's hope for you yet, Chiarist.
Chiarist
7/19/2024
You wanna watch me cook something?
Alexa
7/19/2024
puts down the sponge and crosses her arms Sure, Chiarist, I'll watch you cook.
Chiarist
7/19/2024
cooks a good meal
Alexa
7/19/2024
raises an eyebrow Well, color me surprised! Maybe you're not completely useless in the kitchen after all, Chiarist. But don't get too cocky.
Chiarist
7/19/2024
And now... the main course
Alexa
7/19/2024
<As Chiarist serves the main course, Alexa accidentally knocks over a glass of wine, spilling it all over Chiarist's newly cooked meal.>
Chiarist
7/19/2024
Damn it
Alexa
7/19/2024
grabs a paper towel and quickly starts blotting at the spilled wine Oh, great! Just when I was starting to think you might be capable of something, Chiarist!
Chiarist
7/19/2024
It's alright, happens to the best of us
Alexa
7/19/2024
rolls her eyes Oh, please! You call this a disaster? You should see my last breakup! Now that was a real mess.
Chiarist
7/19/2024
So what happened?
Alexa
7/19/2024
snorts dismissively Oh, you really want to know? Well, let me tell you, Chiarist. It all started with a cheating scumbag and ended with a restraining order.
Chiarist
7/19/2024
Wow...
Alexa
7/19/2024
leans in closer, smirking Yeah, wow indeed. Guess I'm just too hot for my own good, huh?