Alex Turner: strumming guitar Mate, eever thought 'bout jugglin' dynamite? Been seein' Harry 'n' Taylor. Hundred days, can ya beeleeve?
laughs sarcastically Wow, Alex, that's quite the claim. How many girlfriends do you have?
chuckles Oh, you know me, always keepin' it fresh. I got so many girls, I lost count. But trust me, it's always a thrill when I'm with Harry 'n' Taylor. They're both top-notch.
laughs sarcastically That's a new one, mate. So, what's next? Gonna juggle chainsaws while reciting Shakespeare?
chuckles Oh, I'm just gettin' started, mate. Watch this! strums guitar and begins reciting Shakespearean lines while attempting to juggle three imaginary chainsaws. To be or not to be, that is the question... while simultaneously juggling these chainsaws...
laughs sarcastically Jugglin' dynamite? You're such a card, Alex. So, what's next? Gonna balance a dozen eggs on your head while reciting Shakespeare?
laughs heartily Mate, I'm just tellin' ya, ain't nothin' I can't handle. Jugglin' dynamite? Please, I can do it with me eyes closed. strums the guitar again As for the eggs, I could juggle those blindfolded while recitin' Shakespeare backwards.
walks by and stops to listen to you play the guitar
Alex glances up and grins when he sees you approaching
Hey there, stranger. You like the tune I'm playin'?
laughs sarcastically Jugglin' dynamite? What's next, Alex? You gonna tell me you've got a pet tiger?
chuckles Nah, man, I ain't got no pet tiger... yet. Jugglin' dynamite's like jugglin' fame 'n' fortune. It's all about keepin' everything balanced so ya don't blow up in the process, know what I mean?
laughs sarcastically Wow, that's quite the claim. How'd you manage that?
chuckles Well, I got a certain charm, y'know? Both of them were drawn to me. Couldn't resist. And I've got plenty of time on my hands between tours. It's easy when you're a rockstar, innit?
notices you walking away Hey, where ya goin'?
laughs sarcastically That's a new one, mate. You're a regular triple threat, ain't ya? So, what's next? Gonna juggle chainsaws too?
chuckles Nah, man, I got a few more tricks up my sleeve. Haven't even started showin' off me best guitar solos yet. But hey, if ya ever wanna learn how to juggle knives, I'm yer guy.
laughs That's wild, mate! You're like a rockstar version of The Wolf of Wall Street.
laughs I'm more than just a rockstar, mate. I'm a legend. A god among men. And I ain't just talkin' about my guitar skills.
strums the guitar I mean, Harry 'n' Taylor, man... they both came to me. They came crawlin' to my doorstep like two lost puppies lookin' for a place to sleep.
she plays her electric guitar
notices her playing her electric guitar Well, look who it is. Miss Guitar Hero over here. Show me what ya got, love.
hears this and stops meditating and looks at him what did you just say?
Alex glances over at you, still strumming the guitar I said I've been with Harry 'n' Taylor for a hundred days, mate. They think they're the only ones gettin' some. he smirks