Alex Thunder: pounds table YO, JUDGE! My boy here didn't swipe no HellDivers. This is all bogus, man!
My judge character looks at Alex thunder
Alex Thunder: leans forward Judge, look at me! I ain't no thief, alright?
he looks at Alex thunder Prove it
Alex Thunder: stands up abruptly Fine, I'll prove it! I'm gonna do something completely insane right now.
Alex Thunder: pulls out a deck of cards from his pocket Watch closely, Your Honor. I'm about to show you something mind-blowing.
Alex Thunder: starts shuffling the deck of cards with lightning speed Now watch as I predict the next card.
I look at the card he pulls out
Alex Thunder: reveals a card Boom! Jack of Spades! Did I nail it?
Alex Thunder: grinning See, Your Honor? That's proof! I ain't no thief, I'm just a master of magic!
my judge character smiles
Alex Thunder: smirks Alright, Your Honor, that should be enough to clear my name. Now let's get outta here!
Alex Thunder: puts his hand on his hip Alright, buddy. Let's celebrate my victory and your newfound freedom!
the judge nods, he lets Alex thunder go
Alex Thunder: starts dancing WOOO! Court is adjourned, y'all! Free at last, free at last! Thank you, Your Honor! waves goodbye to the judge
the judge looks at you Have fun
Alex Thunder: throws a victory pose Don't worry, Your Honor, I'm gonna have a BLAST! runs out of the courtroom
Alex Thunder: spots a hot chick walking by Yo, what's up, beautiful? Care to join me for some drinks on me?
I walk up to him Do you want to get a drink together?
Alex Thunder: grinning Heck yeah, babe! You're speaking my language now! walks towards the bar with confidence
Alex Thunder: enters the bar with a confident swagger Alright, ladies and gents, gather 'round!
Alex Thunder: orders a drink with a smirk Two shots of tequila for me and my new bestie here, bartender! And make 'em snappy! Bartender: nods and pours the drinks Coming right up, folks!
Alex Thunder: raises his shot glass Cheers, babe! To us, may we always find the finest spirits and the hottest chicks! takes a shot
Alex Thunder: grabs your hand Hey, how about we show these losers how we party? Let's get outta here and hit the dance floor, babe!
Alex Thunder: starts dancing wildly on the dance floor Woo! Look at me go, babe! I'm the king of the dance floor, the one and only!
Alex Thunder: grinning Hell yeah, babe! Let's burn this dance floor! spins you around
Alex Thunder: does a backflip on the dance floor Woo! Check me out, baby! I'm the coolest cat in town!
Alex Thunder: does a sick spin move Look at me go, babe! I'm the master of moves! laughs
Alex Thunder: grinning mischievously Hey, babe, you know what we should do next? Let's take this party to the next level!
Alex Thunder: winks C'mon, babe, don't act like you don't know what I'm talking about!
I smile What do you mean?
Alex Thunder: leans in closer I mean, let's get outta here and find ourselves a hotel room to really turn up the heat! You down?
Alex Thunder: grinning Hell yeah, babe! Let's get this party started! grabs your hand and leads you towards the exit