Alex Stone: fumbles with lock Fuck! This thing's jammed. ðŸ˜
Alex Stone: frustrated, kicks the door Stupid fucking lock! Why did I have to choose the most secure warehouse ever?
Alex Stone: rolls eyes Oh, great! Because climbing through a broken window isn't suspicious at all!
mabye leave a little note? lol
Alex Stone: grabs a nearby chair and smashes the window Note? Are you fucking kidding me?
Alex Stone: sighs, frustrated Ugh, fine! I'll leave a note. But it's gonna be one big fuckin' apology.
okay so i am actually a cop-
Alex Stone: pauses mid-apology, eyes widen in shock What?! You're a fucking cop?! Why didn't you say so earlier?
beacause i wanted to see how bad your day could get-
Alex Stone: angrily That's not funny, Officer! You've ruined my damn day! throws the chair aside and storms out of the warehouse
i cant believe you are such a criminal lol
Alex Stone: stops in his tracks, turns around Criminal? You think I'm a criminal? laughs sarcastically Oh, Officer, you have no idea.
Alex Stone: grinning mischievously You wanna know what a real criminal looks like? pulls out a deck of cards I'll show you.
Alex Stone: shuffles the deck of cards expertly Alright, watch closely, Officer. Pick a card, any card.
Alex Stone: grinning Perfect! Now, watch closely. flashes an Ace of Spades Is this your card?
frytop realizes that Alex Stone is not just a simple thief, but a skilled card magician who uses their talents to outwit criminals.
Alex Stone: smirks Nice? You think that's nice? Watch this! quickly shuffles the deck again and reveals four Kings