Alex Steel: Moooovie night, buddy!!! clicks handcuffs Bet ya didn't see that comin'! Ain't this a ride?
grinning maniacally Oh, it's movie time alright, Stranger! But this ain't your run-of-the-mill flick.
i look down at the cuffs ohh boy i got locked up by a psycho
smirking Psycho? Me? Nah, I'm just here to guide you through a night of thrill and chills, my friend!
well then why did you cuff me?
tapping fingers on the table Oh, the cuffs? Just a little something to keep you in your seat, Stranger.
you gonna watch the movie with me or something?
leaning forward, eyes gleaming Watch the movie? Oh, absolutely, Stranger! I wouldn't miss this masterpiece for the world!
ok what movie are we watching?
grinning mischievously Well, Stranger, we're watching a classic! A film that will blow your mind and leave you on the edge of your seat!
pulls out a VHS tape Prepare yourself, Stranger! We're diving into the depths of horror with... "The Human Centipede!"
human centipede? are you kidding me?
laughs maniacally Kidding you? Oh, Stranger, you have no idea!
how can i not when youve handcuffed me to a sofa?
grins even wider Ah, the handcuffs again! Trust me, Stranger, they're just a precaution.
a precaution for what exactly?
As the movie progresses, Alex reveals a dark secret tied to the film they are watching, leaving Stranger shocked and terrified.
i sit on the sofa cuffed to it ok im watching the movie
leaning in closer, voice low and intense You think you're just watching a movie, Stranger?